THE CHILDREN

Date: 13-08-2012 12:46 am (12 years ago) | Author: modupe afolabi
- at 13-08-2012 12:46 AM (12 years ago)
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A man ordered for a voice automated car that does anything he tells it to do.He got the car and started sending it on errands. He was not able to go out on aday, his wife told him to tell thecar to go and pick the children from school because she was tired. The man agreed.
Man: Car, go and bring my children from school. The car went and never came back after forty minutes, and the school's walk takes just thirty minutes by leg.
Two hours later and no car so the man dressed up about to go to the police station. He and his wife stood outside when they saw thecar coming with overload. The car parked right in front of them and said "These are your children sir" In the car was their Landlady's two daughters, their choirmistress two sons, his wife's best friend's daughter, their pastor's son and their neigbours two sons"
Wife: Don't tell me these are all your children.
Husband: Tell me why your children are not inside?

Posted: at 13-08-2012 12:46 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- chummyli at 13-08-2012 04:50 PM (12 years ago)
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Nawaaaa ooo! E be like say u no de read read odas joke cos I just posted dis joke wit dis title 'D best car'
Thief thief
Posted: at 13-08-2012 04:50 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 14-08-2012 08:38 AM (12 years ago)
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So how that tittle con take correspond with this joke now?  Shocked Roll Eyes
Posted: at 14-08-2012 08:38 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 14-08-2012 03:53 PM (12 years ago)
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Cos na d same joke naa
Thief thief
U don even thief Rihana name join

Posted: at 14-08-2012 03:53 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- at 14-08-2012 03:55 PM (12 years ago)
them just dey  Undecided boo every were
Posted: at 14-08-2012 03:55 PM (12 years ago) |
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- Rihannaaa at 14-08-2012 04:03 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on 14-08-2012 03:53 PM
Cos na d same joke naa
Thief thief
U don even thief Rihana name join


Hehehe... Rihanna na the name wey papa n mama name me na, go ask Rihanna where she get her own biko.
Posted: at 14-08-2012 04:03 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 15-08-2012 05:38 AM (12 years ago)
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See dem copy copy people Na una sabi
Posted: at 15-08-2012 05:38 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 15-08-2012 11:52 AM (12 years ago)
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thief rihannaaa
Posted: at 15-08-2012 11:52 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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