few years ago......here is my ordeals.Pastor Ganjamania was a renown mad persons' healer, his prayer place was on mont kilimanjairo.Behind his power were evil spirits and oracles of the mont,nemesis caught up with him one black carpet day,a mad man,mr Benson, alias Marijuana,a 40 yr old madness with age of 50,insisted to be carried to kilimanjairo for prayer.Unknown to pastor Ganja,all his power sources had gone on long term recess.When the prayer worriors' fire revival was going on amidst strange incantations,Mr Benson helped himself up from his knees,as pastor Ganja never disobey his policy of keeping his two frog eyes half closed ;)The act which is tantamont to disobedient to holy ghost laws of thightly closing two eyes during prayers,that was why he quickly noticed the actions of mr Benson,immediately the mad man drew his jack knife and surged forward to bury it in the pastor's belle,to put an end to his phyuk up,he jumped and vanished into the bush.Marijuana ended up maiming other pastor who were eyes thightly closed 
pastor Ganjamania was charged to court for being unfaithful to holy ghost 
wonderfully,he was discharged and acquited for his claims that,as the fire revival was escalating,he received a voice message from heaven that,he should put his eyes ajar 
because a miracle was about to happen and as a fool at 40 is a fool forever,likewise a mad at 40 could be mad forever. | Posted: at | |
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