"My beauties, don't forget to text me your experience of the first night ..."
After a week, the first daughter sent an sms with just "NESCAFE" to the Mum.
Not long after, the second daughter's coded text of "BENSON & HEDGES" was received.
The Mum, bemused by these coded messages, picked her tin of Nescafe and read from the label:
"Fantastic till the last drop"
She then went to her hubby's packet of Benson & Hedges cigarettes.
Written on it was: "Extra Long King size ..."
She blushed!
For their age she wasn't much worried but decided to wait for her third daughter's experience.
After a few days, she received a Post Card which was written "ARIK Air: Lagos-Kano".
She quickly called ARIK Air Information Desk and was told:
"It's 3 times daily, 7 days a week & 75 minutes flight experience - BOTH ways".
She just slumped: muttering before fainting! :
"This man will surely kill my daughter - at this rate!
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