A Sobering Man In Church

Date: 19-04-2009 9:04 am (16 years ago) | Author: Jp JP
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- at 19-04-2009 09:04 AM (16 years ago)
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A man sobering up from the night before is sitting through the Sunday sermon, finding it long and boring. Still feeling hung over and tired, he finally nods off. The pastor has been watching him all along, noticing his apparent hangover and is disgusted. At the end of the sermon, the preacher decides to make an example of him. He says to his congregation, "All those wishing to have a place in heaven, STAND UP." The whole room stands up except, of course, the sleeping man. Then the preacher says even more loudly, "And he who would like to find a place in hell please STAND UP!" The weary man catching only the last part groggily stands up, only to find that he's the only one standing. Confused and embarrassed he says, "I don't know what we're voting on here, but it sure seems like you and me are the only ones standing for it!"

Posted: at 19-04-2009 09:04 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
- downlowguy at 19-04-2009 11:35 AM (16 years ago)
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lol funny one seems like the pastor and the man are the candidate for Hell
Posted: at 19-04-2009 11:35 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sheenor at 19-04-2009 11:44 AM (16 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 19-04-2009 11:44 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- Toks-E at 19-04-2009 02:50 PM (16 years ago)
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hahahahha,

cool
Posted: at 19-04-2009 02:50 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sheenor at 19-04-2009 04:31 PM (16 years ago)
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yes
Posted: at 19-04-2009 04:31 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- ibobobelvis at 19-04-2009 09:02 PM (16 years ago)
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HAAAAAA HHHAAAA
Posted: at 19-04-2009 09:02 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Recoverd at 19-04-2009 09:40 PM (16 years ago)
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Hehehe
Posted: at 19-04-2009 09:40 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nigerianlove at 20-04-2009 02:58 AM (16 years ago)
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rofl he get brain
Posted: at 20-04-2009 02:58 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- iphie at 20-04-2009 10:01 AM (16 years ago)
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smart guy, na panasharp him drink.............hohhohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohhohoho
Posted: at 20-04-2009 10:01 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 20-04-2009 06:33 PM (16 years ago)
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Posted: at 20-04-2009 06:33 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- princeomega at 20-04-2009 08:48 PM (16 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 20-04-2009 08:48 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Emmanuel4christ at 20-04-2009 10:45 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: iphie on 20-04-2009 10:01 AM
smart guy, na panasharp him drink.............hohhohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohhohoho

IPHIE...WHICH KIN LAUGH BE THIS NOW...
Posted: at 20-04-2009 10:45 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- skarfies at 22-04-2009 07:35 PM (16 years ago)
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THE GUY DON CARRY LAST ALREADY NAA...///.//./
Posted: at 22-04-2009 07:35 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- degreatest2 at 22-04-2009 11:38 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 20-04-2009 10:45 PM
Quote from: iphie on 20-04-2009 10:01 AM
smart guy, na panasharp him drink.............hohhohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohhohoho

IPHIE...WHICH KIN LAUGH BE THIS NOW...
she don drink dat thin wey i tell am make she no dey drink again ni!
Posted: at 22-04-2009 11:38 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nickyvil at 22-04-2009 11:41 PM (16 years ago)
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ns true dagreat
nice joke makes me LOL
Posted: at 22-04-2009 11:41 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 22-04-2009 11:53 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: nickyvil on 22-04-2009 11:41 PM
ns true dagreat
nice joke makes me LOL
oya ,laugh, laugh laugh, make i se yah teeth wether the tin white
Posted: at 22-04-2009 11:53 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 23-04-2009 02:54 AM (16 years ago)
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its black ooo
Posted: at 23-04-2009 02:54 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- degreatest2 at 23-04-2009 09:28 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: ironlady on 23-04-2009 02:54 AM
its black ooo
Chineke God of women!!!!! u mean say na black teeth nicky get? unu ge bu nmadu!!!!
Posted: at 23-04-2009 09:28 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 23-04-2009 09:30 AM (16 years ago)
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u said dat thing again wat does it mean....
Posted: at 23-04-2009 09:30 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- nollylove at 2-06-2009 09:52 PM (15 years ago)
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 Smiley
Posted: at 2-06-2009 09:52 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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