A Sobering Man In Church

Date: 19-04-2009 9:04 am (15 years ago) | Author: Jp JP

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damover at 19-04-2009 09:04 AM (15 years ago)

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A man sobering up from the night before is sitting through the Sunday sermon, finding it long and boring. Still feeling hung over and tired, he finally nods off. The pastor has been watching him all along, noticing his apparent hangover and is disgusted. At the end of the sermon, the preacher decides to make an example of him. He says to his congregation, "All those wishing to have a place in heaven, STAND UP." The whole room stands up except, of course, the sleeping man. Then the preacher says even more loudly, "And he who would like to find a place in hell please STAND UP!" The weary man catching only the last part groggily stands up, only to find that he's the only one standing. Confused and embarrassed he says, "I don't know what we're voting on here, but it sure seems like you and me are the only ones standing for it!"

Posted: at 19-04-2009 09:04 AM (15 years ago) \| Upcoming

downlowguy at 19-04-2009 11:35 AM (15 years ago)

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lol funny one seems like the pastor and the man are the candidate for Hell

Posted: at 19-04-2009 11:35 AM (15 years ago) \| Upcoming

Sheenor at 19-04-2009 11:44 AM (15 years ago)

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funny

I hav jst 3 things to teach: simplicity, patience, compassion. These three are yourgreatest treasure

Posted: at 19-04-2009 11:44 AM (15 years ago) \| Hero

Toks-E at 19-04-2009 02:50 PM (15 years ago)

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hahahahha,

cool

2.0.

Posted: at 19-04-2009 02:50 PM (15 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

Sheenor at 19-04-2009 04:31 PM (15 years ago)

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yes

I hav jst 3 things to teach: simplicity, patience, compassion. These three are yourgreatest treasure

Posted: at 19-04-2009 04:31 PM (15 years ago) \| Hero

ibobobelvis at 19-04-2009 09:02 PM (15 years ago)

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HAAAAAA HHHAAAA

anything worth doing is worth doing well

Posted: at 19-04-2009 09:02 PM (15 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

Recoverd at 19-04-2009 09:40 PM (15 years ago)

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Hehehe

Posted: at 19-04-2009 09:40 PM (15 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

nigerianlove at 20-04-2009 02:58 AM (15 years ago)

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rofl he get brain

Posted: at 20-04-2009 02:58 AM (15 years ago) \| Upcoming

iphie at 20-04-2009 10:01 AM (15 years ago)

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smart guy, na panasharp him drink.............hohhohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohhohoho

Posted: at 20-04-2009 10:01 AM (15 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

dinho4lyf at 20-04-2009 06:33 PM (15 years ago)

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Posted: at 20-04-2009 06:33 PM (15 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

princeomega at 20-04-2009 08:48 PM (15 years ago)

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Posted: at 20-04-2009 08:48 PM (15 years ago) \| Newbie

Emmanuel4christ at 20-04-2009 10:45 PM (15 years ago)

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Quote from: iphie on 20-04-2009 10:01 AM

smart guy, na panasharp him drink.............hohhohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohhohoho

IPHIE...WHICH KIN LAUGH BE THIS NOW...

Posted: at 20-04-2009 10:45 PM (15 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

skarfies at 22-04-2009 07:35 PM (15 years ago)

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THE GUY DON CARRY LAST ALREADY NAA...///.//./

Posted: at 22-04-2009 07:35 PM (15 years ago) \| Upcoming

degreatest2 at 22-04-2009 11:38 PM (15 years ago)

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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 20-04-2009 10:45 PM

Quote from: iphie on 20-04-2009 10:01 AM

smart guy, na panasharp him drink.............hohhohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohhohoho

IPHIE...WHICH KIN LAUGH BE THIS NOW...

she don drink dat thin wey i tell am make she no dey drink again ni!

Posted: at 22-04-2009 11:38 PM (15 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

nickyvil at 22-04-2009 11:41 PM (15 years ago)

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ns true dagreat
nice joke makes me LOL

Posted: at 22-04-2009 11:41 PM (15 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

degreatest2 at 22-04-2009 11:53 PM (15 years ago)

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Quote from: nickyvil on 22-04-2009 11:41 PM

ns true dagreat
nice joke makes me LOL

oya ,laugh, laugh laugh, make i se yah teeth wether the tin white

Posted: at 22-04-2009 11:53 PM (15 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

ironlady at 23-04-2009 02:54 AM (15 years ago)

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its black ooo

Posted: at 23-04-2009 02:54 AM (15 years ago) \| Hero

degreatest2 at 23-04-2009 09:28 AM (15 years ago)

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Quote from: ironlady on 23-04-2009 02:54 AM

its black ooo

Chineke God of women!!!!! u mean say na black teeth nicky get? unu ge bu nmadu!!!!

Posted: at 23-04-2009 09:28 AM (15 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

ironlady at 23-04-2009 09:30 AM (15 years ago)

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u said dat thing again wat does it mean....

Posted: at 23-04-2009 09:30 AM (15 years ago) \| Hero

nollylove at 2-06-2009 09:52 PM (14 years ago)

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Posted: at 2-06-2009 09:52 PM (14 years ago) \| Upcoming

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