MIKE IS DEAD...

Date: 20-04-2009 3:03 am (15 years ago) | Author: kelly rynejersey
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- at 20-04-2009 03:03 AM (15 years ago)
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Mike is Dead



Two guys meet up in a bar. The first one asks, "Did your hear the news - Mike is dead??!!!"

"Whoah, what the happened to him?"

"Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house he didn't brake properly and boom - He hit the curb, the car flipped over and he crashed through the sunroof - Went flying through the air and smashed through my upstairs bedroom window."

"What a horrible way to die!"

"No no, he survived that, that didn't kill him at all. So, he's landed in my upstairs bedroom and he's all covered in broken glass on the floor. Then, he spots the big old antique wardrobe we have in the room and reaches up for the handle to try to pull himself up. He's just dragging himself up when bang, this massive wardrobe comes crashing down on top of him, crushing him and breaking most of his bones."

"What a way to go, that's terrible!"

"No no, that didn't kill him -- he survived that. He managed to get the wardrobe off him and crawls out onto the landing, he tries to pull himself up on the banister but under his weight, the banister breaks and he goes falling down on to the first floor. In mid air, all the broken banister poles spin and fall on him, pinning him to the floor, sticking right through him."

"Now that is the most unfortunate way to go!"

"No no, that didn't kill him, he even survived that. So he's on the downstairs landing, just beside the kitchen. He crawls in to the kitchen, tries to pull himself up on the stove, but reached for a big pot of boiling hot water, whoosh, the whole thing came down on him and burned him all up."

"Man, what a way to go!"

"No no, he survived that, he survived that! He's lying on the ground, covered in boiling water and he spots the phone and tries to pull himself up, to call for help, but instead he grabs the light switch and pulls the whole thing off the wall and the water and electricity didn't mix and so he got electricuted, wallop, 10,000 volts shot through him."

"Now that is one awful way to go!"

"No no, he survived that..."

"Hold on now, just how the heck did Mike die?"

"I shot him."

"You shot him? What the heck did you shoot him for?"

"The man was destroying my house!"   Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin


Posted: at 20-04-2009 03:03 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- Emmanuel4christ at 20-04-2009 03:32 AM (15 years ago)
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OH....SORRY FOR HIM I BEEN THINK SAY IN BE THE MAN WITH 9 LIVES..JUST LIKE 50CENT...Grin
Posted: at 20-04-2009 03:32 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Edwizzie at 20-04-2009 05:37 AM (15 years ago)
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Funny
Posted: at 20-04-2009 05:37 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Toks-E at 20-04-2009 07:33 AM (15 years ago)
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mmm

really funny

Posted: at 20-04-2009 07:33 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- scorpionheart99 at 20-04-2009 07:50 AM (15 years ago)
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CONDOLENCES TO MIKE'S FAMILY....LOL!!!! Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed

Posted: at 20-04-2009 07:50 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- iphie at 20-04-2009 09:13 AM (15 years ago)
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no be small condolenec, i sure say na scrap dem go bury no b man again, lol babe tanx 4 making my monday morning worth it
Posted: at 20-04-2009 09:13 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 20-04-2009 10:00 AM (15 years ago)
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OMG..... Grin
mike must have been a superman...
Posted: at 20-04-2009 10:00 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- iphie at 20-04-2009 10:02 AM (15 years ago)
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no na invincible man
Posted: at 20-04-2009 10:02 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Recoverd at 20-04-2009 10:39 AM (15 years ago)
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My God!!!
Posted: at 20-04-2009 10:39 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 20-04-2009 10:44 AM (15 years ago)
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i dnt tynk he was ur God but if u say so
Posted: at 20-04-2009 10:44 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- scorpionheart99 at 20-04-2009 12:21 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: iphie on 20-04-2009 10:44 AM
i dnt tynk he was ur God but if u say so

gud going iphie babe Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 20-04-2009 12:21 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- iphie at 20-04-2009 12:35 PM (15 years ago)
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my head dey swell
Posted: at 20-04-2009 12:35 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 20-04-2009 01:35 PM (15 years ago)
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funny

Posted: at 20-04-2009 01:35 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- princeomega at 20-04-2009 03:45 PM (15 years ago)
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TNX 4 KILLING B4 HE GO INJURE HIMSELF Smiley Grin
Posted: at 20-04-2009 03:45 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- princeomega at 20-04-2009 03:46 PM (15 years ago)
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TNX 4 KILLING HIM, B4 HE GO INJURE HIMSELF Roll Eyes
Posted: at 20-04-2009 03:46 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- iphie at 20-04-2009 03:57 PM (15 years ago)
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olodo, u no go sch, person don wounjo himself finish, b4 dem kill am u dey tank wetin go jare
Posted: at 20-04-2009 03:57 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bencorie at 20-04-2009 04:13 PM (15 years ago)
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I hope u were arrested, cos' u just shot mike.
Posted: at 20-04-2009 04:13 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- iphie at 20-04-2009 04:18 PM (15 years ago)
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lol, yes in her dreams she was, bencorie, do u perchance knw mike?
Posted: at 20-04-2009 04:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 20-04-2009 05:16 PM (15 years ago)
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Yap!
Posted: at 20-04-2009 05:16 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- scorpionheart99 at 21-04-2009 01:06 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: iphie on 20-04-2009 04:18 PM
lol, yes in her dreams she was, bencorie, do u perchance knw mike?

he was my ex.... Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes.......lol..... Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 21-04-2009 01:06 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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