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Date: 21-04-2009 12:33 pm (15 years ago) | Author: michael stephanie
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- at 21-04-2009 12:33 PM (15 years ago)
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Cheap Nigerian Men

While walking the course, the Hausa's wife's foot got caught in a rabbit hole, tripped, and fell. Her skirt flipped over her head, revealing that she wasn't wearing any panties. The Hausa man was very angry, and demanded to know why she wasn't wearing any underwear.  "Well, dahlin'", she explained, "you give me so little money that I hav' ta make sacrifices. Usually, nobody notices." 

The Hausa man pulls =N=20 out of his pocket. "Here! Go to Victoria Secrets and buy yourself some underwear."


Two holes further, the Ibo man's wife tripped on a molehill, and fell. Her skirt was up over her head, revealing that she wasn't wearing any panties either!

The Ibo man, obviously upset, asked his wife why she wasn't wearing any underwear.  "Well, honey", she told him, "ya give me so little money, me cahn shop for no panty."  The Ibo man pulls out =N=10 from his pocket. "Here! Go to K-Mart and get yourself some underwear!!"

Three holes later, the Ijebu man's wife tripped and fell into a sandtrap. She landed with her skirt over her head revealing that she too wasn't wearing any panties. Needless to say, the Ijebu man was very upset and embarrassed, and demanded an explanation. His wife's explanation was the same as the others.

Furious, the Ijebu man reached in his pocket and said, "Here's a comb. The least you could do is keep it neat." 
 
 Have a Nice Day

Posted: at 21-04-2009 12:33 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- Sheenor at 23-04-2009 08:51 PM (15 years ago)
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naija
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get
sence

Posted: at 23-04-2009 08:51 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 23-04-2009 09:44 PM (15 years ago)
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lol funny ijebu man..Grin TRUE TRUE NA IJEBU..
Posted: at 23-04-2009 09:44 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Recoverd at 23-04-2009 09:51 PM (15 years ago)
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Lol
Posted: at 23-04-2009 09:51 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 23-04-2009 10:29 PM (15 years ago)
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Steph, beta make sure u no marry ijebu man! ok? funny tho!
Posted: at 23-04-2009 10:29 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chinwenduu at 25-04-2009 11:24 PM (15 years ago)
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hhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaa
Posted: at 25-04-2009 11:24 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- emmymth at 26-04-2009 08:50 AM (15 years ago)
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I no 2laugh

Posted: at 26-04-2009 08:50 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- myragonza at 27-04-2009 09:41 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: stephmike on 21-04-2009 12:33 PM
Cheap Nigerian Men

While walking the course, the Hausa's wife's foot got caught in a rabbit hole, tripped, and fell. Her skirt flipped over her head, revealing that she wasn't wearing any panties. The Hausa man was very angry, and demanded to know why she wasn't wearing any underwear.  "Well, dahlin'", she explained, "you give me so little money that I hav' ta make sacrifices. Usually, nobody notices." 

The Hausa man pulls =N=20 out of his pocket. "Here! Go to Victoria Secrets and buy yourself some underwear."


Two holes further, the Ibo man's wife tripped on a molehill, and fell. Her skirt was up over her head, revealing that she wasn't wearing any panties either!

The Ibo man, obviously upset, asked his wife why she wasn't wearing any underwear.  "Well, honey", she told him, "ya give me so little money, me cahn shop for no panty."  The Ibo man pulls out =N=10 from his pocket. "Here! Go to K-Mart and get yourself some underwear!!"

Three holes later, the Ijebu man's wife tripped and fell into a sandtrap. She landed with her skirt over her head revealing that she too wasn't wearing any panties. Needless to say, the Ijebu man was very upset and embarrassed, and demanded an explanation. His wife's explanation was the same as the others.

Furious, the Ijebu man reached in his pocket and said, "Here's a comb. The least you could do is keep it neat." 
 
 Have a Nice Day



 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 27-04-2009 09:41 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emmymth at 27-04-2009 02:06 PM (15 years ago)
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Posted: at 27-04-2009 02:06 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femaadinho at 27-04-2009 02:13 PM (15 years ago)
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Posted: at 27-04-2009 02:13 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 27-04-2009 02:57 PM (15 years ago)
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laugh it off

Posted: at 27-04-2009 02:57 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- NKEMJOU at 28-04-2009 12:08 AM (15 years ago)
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omg
Posted: at 28-04-2009 12:08 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- emmymth at 28-04-2009 10:28 AM (15 years ago)
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wat's dat?

Posted: at 28-04-2009 10:28 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nollylove at 12-05-2009 09:10 PM (14 years ago)
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 Wink
Posted: at 12-05-2009 09:10 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- size1 at 12-05-2009 09:18 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: nollylove on 12-05-2009 09:10 PM
Wink


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Posted: at 12-05-2009 09:18 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 13-05-2009 05:14 PM (14 years ago)
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OMg..
 this is silly
Posted: at 13-05-2009 05:14 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- monadisu at 15-05-2009 06:00 PM (14 years ago)
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why person no go open teeth for this tory?
Posted: at 15-05-2009 06:00 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- segxi at 15-05-2009 06:04 PM (14 years ago)
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AAh
Posted: at 15-05-2009 06:04 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 15-05-2009 07:36 PM (14 years ago)
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 lollll
Posted: at 15-05-2009 07:36 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- herdeysohjy at 16-05-2009 06:58 PM (14 years ago)
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Huh?
Posted: at 16-05-2009 06:58 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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