Single vs. Engaged vs. MARRIED!!

Date: 03-05-2009 8:33 am (15 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 3-05-2009 08:33 AM (15 years ago)
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Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, “Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to my boyfriend’s office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made passionate love on his desk right then and there!”

The engaged woman giggled and said, “That’s pretty much my story! When my fiancé got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we not only had sex all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!”

The married woman put her glass down and said, “I did a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma’s. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask.

When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, ‘Hey, Batman, what’s for dinner?

 Shocked

Posted: at 3-05-2009 08:33 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- nollylove at 12-05-2009 03:22 AM (15 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 12-05-2009 03:22 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- size1 at 12-05-2009 10:19 PM (15 years ago)
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na fresh ass 4 dinner o
Posted: at 12-05-2009 10:19 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 13-05-2009 02:14 AM (15 years ago)
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THE MAN NO LOVE AM FROM THE START NOW NA THE BEAUTY IN LOVE BUT NOW WAY BEAUTY DON GET LEG WAKA AWAY FROM THE WOMAN PROBLEM DON START BE THAT...Grin
Posted: at 13-05-2009 02:14 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 14-05-2009 09:56 AM (15 years ago)
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ahhh!
Posted: at 14-05-2009 09:56 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 14-05-2009 10:03 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: size1 on 12-05-2009 10:19 PM
na fresh ass 4 dinner o
Grin Grin Grin
nooo, na batwoman apple pie....
Posted: at 14-05-2009 10:03 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- favourtee at 14-05-2009 10:13 AM (15 years ago)
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your best food
Posted: at 14-05-2009 10:13 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 14-05-2009 10:15 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: favourtee on 14-05-2009 10:13 AM
your best food
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....  Grin
guessed right favourtee...
i love it..  Grin
Posted: at 14-05-2009 10:15 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- favourtee at 14-05-2009 10:20 AM (15 years ago)
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onijekuje nie
Posted: at 14-05-2009 10:20 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 14-05-2009 10:25 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 14-05-2009 10:15 AM
Quote from: favourtee on 14-05-2009 10:13 AM
your best food
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....  Grin
guessed right favourtee...
i love it..  Grin




enjoy
Posted: at 14-05-2009 10:25 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 14-05-2009 10:27 AM (15 years ago)
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u joined too
Posted: at 14-05-2009 10:27 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 14-05-2009 10:28 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: favourtee on 14-05-2009 10:20 AM
onijekuje nie
ese adupe....
eyin nun ma jeru e ti e ba re.....
Posted: at 14-05-2009 10:28 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Sillyjokker at 14-05-2009 10:31 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 14-05-2009 10:28 AM
Quote from: favourtee on 14-05-2009 10:20 AM
onijekuje nie
ese adupe....
eyin nun ma jeru e ti e ba re.....

Whats up in here? Wink
Posted: at 14-05-2009 10:31 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 14-05-2009 10:33 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 14-05-2009 10:28 AM
Quote from: favourtee on 14-05-2009 10:20 AM
onijekuje nie
ese adupe....
eyin nun ma jeru e ti e ba re.....
no...i agt soemthing else to chop
Posted: at 14-05-2009 10:33 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 14-05-2009 10:33 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on 14-05-2009 10:31 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 14-05-2009 10:28 AM
Quote from: favourtee on 14-05-2009 10:20 AM
onijekuje nie
ese adupe....
eyin nun ma jeru e ti e ba re.....

Whats up in here? Wink
notin much, we gud
Posted: at 14-05-2009 10:33 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 14-05-2009 10:35 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: favourtee on 14-05-2009 10:33 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 14-05-2009 10:28 AM
Quote from: favourtee on 14-05-2009 10:20 AM
onijekuje nie
ese adupe....
eyin nun ma jeru e ti e ba re.....
no...i agt soemthing else to chop
something gud?
Posted: at 14-05-2009 10:35 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- size1 at 14-05-2009 10:36 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: favourtee on 14-05-2009 10:27 AM
u joined too




sori, somtyms i dey 4get say i no reach 18yrs
Posted: at 14-05-2009 10:36 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 14-05-2009 10:42 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: favourtee on 14-05-2009 10:33 AM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on 14-05-2009 10:31 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 14-05-2009 10:28 AM
Quote from: favourtee on 14-05-2009 10:20 AM
onijekuje nie
ese adupe....
eyin nun ma jeru e ti e ba re.....

Whats up in here? Wink
notin much, we gud

I see, hi Favourtee... Smiley
Posted: at 14-05-2009 10:42 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 14-05-2009 10:44 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on 14-05-2009 10:42 AM
Quote from: favourtee on 14-05-2009 10:33 AM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on 14-05-2009 10:31 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 14-05-2009 10:28 AM
Quote from: favourtee on 14-05-2009 10:20 AM
onijekuje nie
ese adupe....
eyin nun ma jeru e ti e ba re.....

Whats up in here? Wink
notin much, we gud

I see, hi Favourtee... Smiley
silly, how many times you wan greet favourtee.
Posted: at 14-05-2009 10:44 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- size1 at 14-05-2009 10:45 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on 14-05-2009 10:42 AM
Quote from: favourtee on 14-05-2009 10:33 AM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on 14-05-2009 10:31 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 14-05-2009 10:28 AM
Quote from: favourtee on 14-05-2009 10:20 AM
onijekuje nie
ese adupe....
eyin nun ma jeru e ti e ba re.....

Whats up in here? Wink
notin much, we gud

I see, hi Favourtee... Smiley


hi silly, long tym
Posted: at 14-05-2009 10:45 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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