BREAKING!!! 7 Foreigners Killed by Islamist Terrorists in Nigeria (Page 2)

Date: 09-03-2013 6:41 pm (11 years ago) | Author: Direct
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- Keffejude at 9-03-2013 10:34 PM (11 years ago)
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Laff Times by Keffejude:::::::::::::
 Abubarkar, an Imam who was masturbating while driving & reading d koran
 survived a tragic accident which rendered 70
 people dead at the spot was
 remanded in police custody to assist
 in police investigation.. .
 Abubarka was interrogated by Policemen: …So Abubarkar, how did you
 end up killing 70 people?
 Abubakar: I was driving @90km/h when I
 saw two men crossing the road.
 On the other side, a wedding was taking place.
 I hit the brakes but they failed, so I had to make a choice;
 either hit the two men or run into the
 wedding party.
 Policeman: Hit the two men of course!!
 Abubarkar: exactly, We think alike ooo! but after hitting one, the other man
 escaped into the wedding party,
 so I went after him.
 Na D Imam fault   
Posted: at 9-03-2013 10:34 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- morgrawl231 at 9-03-2013 10:36 PM (11 years ago)
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Boko Haram (GOATS)  are nothing but complete and ultimate nonentity!!!
Posted: at 9-03-2013 10:36 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- mallorca at 9-03-2013 11:04 PM (11 years ago)
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Virgin Hunters

Posted: at 9-03-2013 11:04 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- arsenal123 at 9-03-2013 11:05 PM (11 years ago)
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Doing allah's work abi?...
Posted: at 9-03-2013 11:05 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Noble12 at 9-03-2013 11:12 PM (11 years ago)
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Hm
Posted: at 9-03-2013 11:12 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- SevendaysRain at 9-03-2013 11:17 PM (11 years ago)
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 The wicke will never go unpunished
Posted: at 9-03-2013 11:17 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- Senegal at 9-03-2013 11:20 PM (11 years ago)
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The muslims just arent happy.
They’re not happy in Gaza. They’re not happy in Egypt. They’re not happy in Tunisia. They’re not happy in Libya. They’re not happy in Morocco. They’re not happy in Iran. They’re not happy in Iraq. They’re not happy in Yemen. They’re not happy in Afghanistan. They’re not happy in Pakistan. They’re not happy in Syria. They’re not happy in Lebanon.

So where are they happy?

They’re happy in England. They’re happy in France. They’re happy in Italy. They’re happy in Germany. They’re happy in Sweden. They’re happy in the USA. They’re happy in Australia. They’re happy in Norway.

They’re happy in every country that is NOT Muslim.

And whom do they blame?

Not Islam. Not their leadership. Not themselves.

THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES IN WHICH THEY ARE HAPPY!
Posted: at 9-03-2013 11:20 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- paulohking at 9-03-2013 11:32 PM (11 years ago)
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Thought they've stopped their demonic act ni Huh?
Posted: at 9-03-2013 11:32 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- micc at 9-03-2013 11:45 PM (11 years ago)
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Rip
Posted: at 9-03-2013 11:45 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- frekete at 9-03-2013 11:46 PM (11 years ago)
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Boko haram or what ever they call u people, you people will never never see peace. Remember that death awaits everyone. Our lives here determains if we are going to spend internity in HELL or in HEAVEN. There's no hiding place God sees and knows everything we do on earth. After death judgment follows because there's life after death so, I am not begging you people to stop. Continue your killings time will tell. God created you the way he created those people you've killed, if we all should carry guns and weapons the way u people carry do you think you will survive it? Be wise don't allow those big politicians to use you people to achieve their goals while they are in their houses with their Families enjoying the Country's money. After paying u people for a job well done yet you don't enjoy the money in peace you still hide yourselves in the bushes so that you won't be caught, is that the way to live a good life? While the people sponsoring you Boko haram's will be as free as air. One day we shall all face the judgment of God Almighty.
Posted: at 9-03-2013 11:46 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- etibaba at 10-03-2013 12:40 AM (11 years ago)
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smh

Posted: at 10-03-2013 12:40 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bright1love at 10-03-2013 01:09 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: mallorca on  9-03-2013 11:04 PM
Virgin Hunters

WELL SAID
Posted: at 10-03-2013 01:09 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Biafranwar at 10-03-2013 01:19 AM (11 years ago)
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Nigeria in trouble
Posted: at 10-03-2013 01:19 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 419BigBoy at 10-03-2013 02:25 AM (11 years ago)
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We need 1000 cyber warriors to sign up to go up north and rout out this BH menace once and for all.

Generous mercenary paid included, per GEJ!

Who will be the 1st brave 10 volunteers?

1.  __________
2.  __________
3.  __________
4.  __________
5.  __________
6.  __________
7.  __________
8.  __________
9.  __________
10. _________
Posted: at 10-03-2013 02:25 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 419BigBoy at 10-03-2013 02:27 AM (11 years ago)
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^
come one, come all
any tribe welcome!
Posted: at 10-03-2013 02:27 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- blessland at 10-03-2013 03:19 AM (11 years ago)
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Johnathan is too dull to b a prsident. these evil boko haram needed to b treated d way france treated the mali islamist.
Posted: at 10-03-2013 03:19 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omegaemmanuel at 10-03-2013 03:25 AM (11 years ago)
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dem crazy motherphyukers are fast approaching their doom without dem ven knowing it.
Posted: at 10-03-2013 03:25 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omegaemmanuel at 10-03-2013 03:26 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: 419BigBoy on 10-03-2013 02:25 AM
We need 1000 cyber warriors to sign up to go up north and rout out this BH menace once and for all.

Generous mercenary paid included, per GEJ!

Who will be the 1st brave 10 volunteers?

1.  __________
2.  __________
3.  __________
4.  __________
5.  __________
6.  __________
7.  __________
8.  __________
9.  __________
10. _________
u lead with example bro
Posted: at 10-03-2013 03:26 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- 419BigBoy at 10-03-2013 03:50 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: omegaemmanuel on 10-03-2013 03:26 AM
u lead with example bro


Let's go get 'em

Make us proud!

1.  419 Big Boy
2.  __________   <-------------
Posted: at 10-03-2013 03:50 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- maryclaret at 10-03-2013 05:04 AM (11 years ago)
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This is too much!!!! These are beasts and bloodsuckers!!! Cowards....they can't even show their faces and hide under religion. We don't have a government nor do we have a leader. This is so sad, so so sad! If I'm feeling this way, I can't imagine how the families of these men are feeling and all those affected by beasts like these! May God have mercy and help this country, help this world....He is all we have. Thank God man is not God!!

Posted: at 10-03-2013 05:04 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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