WHO ATE VAT???

Date: 14-03-2013 5:17 pm (11 years ago) | Author: imo`
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- at 14-03-2013 05:17 PM (11 years ago)
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~A Tonga man had lunch at one of the eating places in Lusaka.Before paying for hismeals he caused a stir when he asked the cashier to tell him who ate V.A.T. on the bill. He went on explaining, “mebo ndalya nkuku tee?” (I ate chicken right?) “mukwesu walya mabisi tee?” (My friend you ate Mabisi right?) “hena walya vat nguni???" (So who ate the VAT) ♥

Posted: at 14-03-2013 05:17 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- chummyli at 14-03-2013 07:48 PM (11 years ago)
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Y am i nt lafing Huh?
Posted: at 14-03-2013 07:48 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 14-03-2013 08:34 PM (11 years ago)
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bcox the yoke dry pass her tn  Roll Eyes
Posted: at 14-03-2013 08:34 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Ikoto at 15-03-2013 12:50 AM (11 years ago)
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So coool

Hahahahahahaha
Posted: at 15-03-2013 12:50 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- iykeonwusah at 15-03-2013 04:45 AM (11 years ago)
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LoL.. na me eat d V.A.T ni!!  Grin
Posted: at 15-03-2013 04:45 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- Omilim at 15-03-2013 07:38 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on 14-03-2013 07:48 PM
Y am i nt lafing Huh?


Because the gist hasn't sank in yet for you
Posted: at 15-03-2013 07:38 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- phunny at 16-03-2013 08:47 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on 14-03-2013 07:48 PM
Y am i nt lafing Huh?

Ask Ram... But I thin na bcos joke ∂ση finish for hin brain & na jagajaga remain
Posted: at 16-03-2013 08:47 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Omilim at 16-03-2013 10:10 AM (11 years ago)
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Hmmm
Posted: at 16-03-2013 10:10 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 16-03-2013 08:52 PM (11 years ago)
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Icy
Posted: at 16-03-2013 08:52 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 21-03-2013 08:07 PM (11 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 21-03-2013 08:07 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 26-03-2013 02:11 PM (11 years ago)
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Omg
Posted: at 26-03-2013 02:11 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chummyli at 3-04-2013 08:09 PM (11 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 3-04-2013 08:09 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 3-04-2013 10:54 PM (11 years ago)
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Roll Eyes
Posted: at 3-04-2013 10:54 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chummyli at 5-04-2013 07:33 PM (11 years ago)
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Kk
Posted: at 5-04-2013 07:33 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 6-04-2013 01:11 AM (11 years ago)
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Okereke
Posted: at 6-04-2013 01:11 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- DaCutest at 6-04-2013 01:21 AM (11 years ago)
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Cat walking by jeje
Posted: at 6-04-2013 01:21 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 6-04-2013 09:22 AM (11 years ago)
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Alright
Posted: at 6-04-2013 09:22 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 6-04-2013 08:16 PM (11 years ago)
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k
Posted: at 6-04-2013 08:16 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 6-04-2013 11:14 PM (11 years ago)
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Huh?
Posted: at 6-04-2013 11:14 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Omilim at 7-04-2013 08:46 AM (11 years ago)
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Oh
Posted: at 7-04-2013 08:46 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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