Who really owns a man?

Who owns a man.....His mother or His wife?

IN ARGUMENT BETWEEN A MANS MOTHER AND THE MANS WIFE.

Mother....... my son must obey me unless he didn't suck my Bosom  for 1year,

Wife......... he sucks mine now & sucked it for more dan 5yrs and he is still sucking.

Mother..........I carried him for nine months.

Wife........ he was only 3.5kg den, so whats the big deal?......I carry him every night and he is 85kg now.

Mother.......he passed between my legs.

Wife...... he only passed there once....., he stays in-between my legs like everyday

Mother.......he pees on my body and bed-wet my foam every night

Wife...... Hahaha,.....that was long ago when he was still a kid.........now he is adult and he pees inside me and bed-wet my honeypot any time he want..not at night alone but any time and any where he wishes.

PLZ WHO OWNS A MAN?
Tell me ur answer its very important

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Posted: at 12-04-2013 08:18 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

d wife ...his mum own don expire 

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Posted: at 13-04-2013 02:53 AM (12 years ago) | Hero

How about his father that forms him with his semen...

Posted: at 13-04-2013 03:25 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

Nonsense...............

Posted: at 13-04-2013 03:39 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

All na woman ...

Posted: at 13-04-2013 04:46 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Only God

Posted: at 13-04-2013 05:12 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

mama na mama, i fit marry ten wives if i like, but i no fit get two mama.

Posted: at 13-04-2013 06:28 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

No comment

Posted: at 13-04-2013 06:51 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

very interesting. but the truth is you cannot compare these two. they are perfectly superb. my mother and my wife are incomparable. but if my moda dies, then my wife take the place. of her. just as Rebecca took Sarah's position in Isaac's life in the bible.

Posted: at 13-04-2013 07:11 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie

Man is jointly owned 

Posted: at 13-04-2013 07:41 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac