Who really owns a man? (Page 4)

Date: 12-04-2013 8:18 pm (11 years ago) | Author: Jossy Donald
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- dlimelite at 13-04-2013 05:33 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 13-04-2013 06:00 AM
If ur husband happened to devote all his time to God.......u will den come hia to ask what u can do to snatch him from God and kip him all to urself Grin
There's nothing wrong in devoting your time to God. Its even requested by God in 1 Kings. If you didn't know, physically speaking, its impossible for someone to devote "all" their time to God. You still gotta eat, sleep, work, etc. in those 24 hrs. "Snatch him from God" and keep him all to yourself. That's also impossible, at the end God will still have you on the palm of his hand. Overall, God comes first before any other in your life. Without him you wont even have a mother or wife to begin with.  
Posted: at 13-04-2013 05:33 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- dlimelite at 13-04-2013 05:39 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: 1daful on 13-04-2013 10:22 AM
Lol, love ur response to her comment cos some ppl are too spiritual that they hardly recognise jokes and reality. besides we all know that God is the owner of the whole universe and everything therein.
Pitiful... When you hear a question like "Who really owns the man" to most God will automatically come to mind. You even said it yourself. If you feel that its "too spiritual" then that's your problem. And yes I recognized it was a joke, but with a question like that I rather answer it realistically, too bad.
Posted: at 13-04-2013 05:39 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- dlimelite at 13-04-2013 05:39 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Bettygirls on 13-04-2013 04:38 PM
God
Abi  Cheesy
Posted: at 13-04-2013 05:39 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- cocoeni at 13-04-2013 06:18 PM (11 years ago)
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the mother
Posted: at 13-04-2013 06:18 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- morgrawl231 at 13-04-2013 06:39 PM (11 years ago)
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Mother,,,,,Wife,,,they are all women abeg,,,
Posted: at 13-04-2013 06:39 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- 4REEAL at 13-04-2013 06:42 PM (11 years ago)
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 Mama gave me life & made me,,,My Wife-is my partner in crime ,,,, I own myself bcuz i no b wman wrapper,,,,,But God,Allah owns us all Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley
Posted: at 13-04-2013 06:42 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- princyboy at 13-04-2013 06:58 PM (11 years ago)
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Either d mother or d wife owns d man
Posted: at 13-04-2013 06:58 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- dlimelite at 13-04-2013 07:23 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: 4REEAL on 13-04-2013 06:42 PM
Mama gave me life & made me,,,My Wife-is my partner in crime ,,,, I own myself bcuz i no b wman wrapper,,,,,But God,Allah owns us all Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley
lol
Posted: at 13-04-2013 07:23 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zoe61 at 13-04-2013 08:00 PM (11 years ago)
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hahahahhahahahahhahahahahah very intresting
Posted: at 13-04-2013 08:00 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ajanni at 13-04-2013 09:13 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: PHINO on 13-04-2013 04:36 PM
where is that stupid ajanni that was saying last time that his father owns his mother's Bosom ?

you are an idiot.
so na me owns your mama,s Bosom  abi?
Posted: at 13-04-2013 09:13 PM (11 years ago) | Grande Master
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- Ifemylove at 13-04-2013 10:21 PM (11 years ago)
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interesting. but they both own the man sha
Posted: at 13-04-2013 10:21 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- gbojac at 13-04-2013 10:36 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Ifemylove on 13-04-2013 10:21 PM
interesting. but they both own the man sha
Only if he gain good manners from any.
How can u let this guy talk to u women like so.
Women ARE MOTHERS, THE PROTECTOR OF THE SOUL OF THE CHILD. Both mother and wife of the man are women and mothers. Women educate their kids and should be respected, All women should be respected, not addressed as in this story of the post.
Posted: at 13-04-2013 10:36 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orjiwolo at 14-04-2013 12:24 AM (11 years ago)
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hahaha the wife of course handed to her by the mother
Posted: at 14-04-2013 12:24 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- HOPEA23 at 14-04-2013 02:05 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: chiboy406 on 13-04-2013 07:11 AM
very interesting. but the truth is you cannot compare these two. they are perfectly superb. my mother and my wife are incomparable. but if my moda dies, then my wife take the place. of her. just as Rebecca took Sarah's position in Isaac's life in the bible.
brilliant comment

Posted: at 14-04-2013 02:05 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Maxodus at 14-04-2013 02:52 AM (11 years ago)
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No make sense. Mother went thru everything with pains but wife is going thru everything with pleasure. Pure nonsense, the mother owns a man. A man who says its his wife must be drunk with lust or something
Posted: at 14-04-2013 02:52 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Drnure at 14-04-2013 08:03 AM (11 years ago)
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Isn't it obvious.A mother is evrything to a man after GOD.A wife is with a man only when things are good.pretend 2 b broke 4 couple of months,then u will see.No luv can march dat of a mother.
Posted: at 14-04-2013 08:03 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- OwesomeGod at 14-04-2013 09:41 AM (11 years ago)
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Wait Sophia i dey come first very interesting story..
Posted: at 14-04-2013 09:41 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 14-04-2013 09:49 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: dlimelite on 13-04-2013 05:33 PM
There's nothing wrong in devoting your time to God. Its even requested by God in 1 Kings. If you didn't know, physically speaking, its impossible for someone to devote "all" their time to God. You still gotta eat, sleep, work, etc. in those 24 hrs. "Snatch him from God" and keep him all to yourself. That's also impossible, at the end God will still have you on the palm of his hand. Overall, God comes first before any other in your life. Without him you wont even have a mother or wife to begin with.  

Joke apart......some women will not cease to amaze me Shocked.......in ur 1st comment u invited God in a simple question which I do not include God....I simply asked based on their utterances in the argument between the Mother and the wife............as if that was not enuf...u still come again to bring in mathematics.. but u forgot that if u were in exam hall...u have failed that particular question because u only have to say its Mother and give ur reason..... or its the wife and give ur reason.....to make the matter worse.......u even go to the extend of quoting the bible as if that is the only verse in the bible u knw.......have u not come across where God ordained marriage between man and woman and even take it very serious that he said...... what He (God) joined together let no man put asunder..not even the mother.........or where Paul the apostle coursed the womb that bore him...ofcuz I am sure the womb is his mothers not his father...any way thatz by the way.... but even at this I am sure u are pushed to quote Koran to me.......unless u are the type that uses blood of Jesus any how....even when a fly passed........However, just in case u find my response offensive... pls bear in mind that I dont mean to offend u.......I just like keeping things as simple as they are..and I don't intend to go further on dis....peace

Posted: at 14-04-2013 09:49 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 14-04-2013 09:53 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: gbojac on 13-04-2013 05:16 PM
Only one who gives him good Education, life education too....
It's not a matter of who had access to the honeypota first nor who lubricate his manhood.

If u have some respect for ur mother u would not bring this story at all.....If u think I'm wrong go tell ur mama the story to see what her response will be.
If u have some respect for ur wife u would not see her as a mere sex object as portrayed in your story.

DISTRACTION, FUN AND RUBBISH shouldn't be our main F.O.C.U.S
We are meant to be intelligent to better our land and life....
In what way I gain knowledge from this rubbish question (or Topic)


I C.......a wise learns more from the fool than what the fool learns from the wise........thanks for ur comment anyway...it still counts Cool

Posted: at 14-04-2013 09:53 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- NICEMIKY at 14-04-2013 11:22 AM (11 years ago)
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See Nonsense, so after training up somefin and made it to stand. The useless tin go turn and cal u 'less important' cos it has balanced. She[mother] suffered to make u what u are,the wife is only enjoying the product of the mother.
Posted: at 14-04-2013 11:22 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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