very funny(in a class room)

Date: 22-04-2013 3:12 pm (12 years ago) | Author: samuel
- at 22-04-2013 03:12 PM (12 years ago)
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A teacher asked his
pupils what they liked
to do in future.
Hands were up, so
teacher invited
answers;
Jabu: sir, i will be a pilot
Akpors: sir, i will be a
thief
Teacher: Why Akpors?
Akpors: Sir, thieving is
the easiest way of
making money, i will
only cover up the name
"thief" with "politician"
sir.
Ekaite: Sir, me i will be a
mid-wife, i love viewing
varieties of honeypots sir
Ogbuvugbuvu: Sir,
please, me i will first
teach for a while, and
later if i get a decent
job, i will quit sir.

Posted: at 22-04-2013 03:12 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
- jossy4reall at 22-04-2013 04:38 PM (12 years ago)
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sounds ok
Posted: at 22-04-2013 04:38 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 22-04-2013 06:43 PM (12 years ago)
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 Smiley
Posted: at 22-04-2013 06:43 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Omilim at 25-04-2013 02:59 AM (12 years ago)
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Cheesy
Posted: at 25-04-2013 02:59 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 3-05-2013 07:08 PM (12 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 3-05-2013 07:08 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Chybo22 at 4-05-2013 09:57 AM (12 years ago)
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And you poster what will you like to be?
Posted: at 4-05-2013 09:57 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- giftmurphy at 4-05-2013 03:29 PM (12 years ago)
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 Cool
Posted: at 4-05-2013 03:29 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- cadanre at 5-05-2013 09:27 PM (12 years ago)
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Shegun yara.
Posted: at 5-05-2013 09:27 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 9-05-2013 09:22 AM (12 years ago)
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b
Posted: at 9-05-2013 09:22 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 10-05-2013 02:26 PM (11 years ago)
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4 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 10-05-2013 02:26 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 16-07-2013 02:11 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin yeyerization
Posted: at 16-07-2013 02:11 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- DaCutest at 16-07-2013 02:49 PM (11 years ago)
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I will read the supposed joke and try to smile
Posted: at 16-07-2013 02:49 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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