Football vs Sex. this one na pb4 4 ur yeye eyes???

Date: 11-05-2013 2:18 am (10 years ago) | Author: joseph ike
[1] 2
- at 11-05-2013 02:18 AM (10 years ago)
(m)






 

Football vs Sex.
 
1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE
 
2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK
 
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
 
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
 
5. A gal who talk bad about her ex after sex = SIDE TALK
 
7. Abortion = RED CARD
 
8. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN
 
9. Having sex without a condom = OWN -GOAL
 
10. Taking a lot of time without cuming = MAN OF THE MATCH.
 
11.Banging 3 girls in a day= HAT-TRICK.
 
 12. Trying to lure a lady to bed and she gets your plan = SIMULATION
 
13. Having many Dicks and banging all = MVP(Most valuable Player)
 
14. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH
 
15. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL
 
16. After 2 rounds, u request for more =EXTRA TIME.
 
17. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIRPLAY
 
18. Biting her nipples/his Dick :sSUAREZ
 
19.Two legs on shoulder =THROWING.
 
20. Asking her 'how do you want it' =taking instructions on d sideline.
 
21. A lady usings pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR
 
22.Girl being pregnant= Goooooooooaaaaa­­al....
 
Pls play by the good rules!


Posted: at 11-05-2013 02:18 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Yungchill at 11-05-2013 07:39 AM (10 years ago)
(m)
Outdated...

Posted: at 11-05-2013 07:39 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply
- jossy4reall at 11-05-2013 07:56 AM (10 years ago)
(m)
hehe.....,na soo?

Posted: at 11-05-2013 07:56 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- globala at 11-05-2013 03:26 PM (10 years ago)
(m)
una dick dey!

Posted: at 11-05-2013 03:26 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- buoyantic at 11-05-2013 06:32 PM (10 years ago)
(m)
Choi..my tin don hard
Posted: at 11-05-2013 06:32 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- Omilim at 12-05-2013 06:54 PM (10 years ago)
(f)
Am seeing tins o
Posted: at 12-05-2013 06:54 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- buoyantic at 12-05-2013 08:10 PM (10 years ago)
(m)
No near me oh! Unless u wil be in trouble
Posted: at 12-05-2013 08:10 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- Estheraremu at 13-05-2013 08:14 PM (10 years ago)
(f)
is sa pity oooooo ok Huh?
Posted: at 13-05-2013 08:14 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply
- globala at 14-05-2013 07:26 AM (10 years ago)
(m)
who u dey pity 4 hia?

Posted: at 14-05-2013 07:26 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- buoyantic at 14-05-2013 08:56 AM (10 years ago)
(m)
She dey pity me
Posted: at 14-05-2013 08:56 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- queenrukky at 16-05-2013 11:35 AM (10 years ago)
(f)
ok na...skul of sex/futball
Posted: at 16-05-2013 11:35 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- zeigbo at 5-06-2013 09:17 AM (10 years ago)
(m)
Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Kiss Kiss

Posted: at 5-06-2013 09:17 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply
- ExpertTbright at 6-06-2013 10:15 PM (10 years ago)
(m)
foster ı fıt joın anu club?

Posted: at 6-06-2013 10:15 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- at 7-06-2013 11:44 AM (10 years ago)
complete  Undecided boo
Posted: at 7-06-2013 11:44 AM (10 years ago) |
Reply
- emmajenic1 at 29-06-2013 07:15 PM (10 years ago)
(m)
Guy,u dey dangerous oh!!!!!!
Posted: at 29-06-2013 07:15 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply
- silverndgold at 1-07-2013 11:47 AM (10 years ago)
(m)
 Cool

Posted: at 1-07-2013 11:47 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply
- oceaniccom at 5-07-2013 02:33 PM (10 years ago)
(m)
Guys phyuk as una like no lele
Posted: at 5-07-2013 02:33 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply
- silverndgold at 5-07-2013 11:53 PM (10 years ago)
(m)
 Cool

Posted: at 5-07-2013 11:53 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply
- phunny at 7-07-2013 11:00 PM (10 years ago)
(m)
I'm hearin thinx
Posted: at 7-07-2013 11:00 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply
- ExpertTbright at 8-07-2013 09:21 PM (10 years ago)
(m)
k

Posted: at 8-07-2013 09:21 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
Reply
[1] 2

fire TRENDING GISTS fire

TODAY'S TOP
  1. Woman Shares Text Message She Received From Her Father After She Missed His Call Twice

  2. Yul Edochie Takes His Second Wife, Judy Austin To His Village In Anambra

  3. Newly Wedded Wife Bathes Husband With Hot Water For Stopping Her From Making Calls

  4. I Have No Hand in The Killing - Delta Monarch Cries Out After Being Declared Wanted by The Army

  5. Renowned Nigerian Playwright, Wole Oguntokun Is Dead

  6. How Woman Suffered Organ Failure From Hair Cream Which Caused Her Kidney To Shut Down

  7. BREAKING! CBN Increases Capital Base For Commercial Banks

  8. 'I Can't Drive Any Of My Kids Away If DNA Test Shows They're Not My Biological Children' - Man

  9. AGAIN! Nigeria Thrown Into Darkness As National Grid Collapses Ahead Of Easter Holidays

  10. 17Yr Old Girl Raped And Strangled To Death By Her Cousin In South Africa

  11. He Sees Liam As A Competitor And A Threat- Late Mohbad’s Wife, Wunmi Laments

  12. Court Orders Release Of 313 Suspected Terrorists In Borno

  13. 400L Nasarawa Varsity Student, John Rudeh Declared Missing After Palliative Stampede

  14. Police Apprehend 22 Thuggery Suspects, Declare 30 Wanted In Kano

  15. "Don’t Curse Nigeria, Remove Bad Leaders In 2027" – Tinubu To Religious Leaders

  16. Court Remands 42Yr Old Man For Allegedly Defiling & Impregnating 11Yr Old Girl In Lagos

  17. Chinese Boss Beaten Blue And Black Over Unpaid Salary By Zimbabwean Workers

  18. 25Yr Old Man, Aminu Ali Bags Life Imprisonment For Sodomizing Boy In Jigawa

  19. Ningi’s Suspension Is Injustice To Nigerians, Says Arewa Group

  20. Oyo Govt To Punish Teachers Over Illegal Fees Collection


THIS WEEK
  1. Russia President Putin Shocks Many As He Announces That Jesus And Mary Were Black

  2. Netizens React To Influencer, Enioluwa’s Alleged Leaked S*x Tape

  3. Kim Kardashian Finally Opens Up On Why She Divorced Kanye West

  4. Selena Gomez Shares Sexy Photo As She Put On A Very BUsty Display

  5. Man Videos Himself Taking His Own Life on Facebook Because His Girlfriend Cheated on Him

  6. Photos: Customs Officers Attacked By Suspected Smugglers In Adamawa

  7. FAAN Shuts Down KFC Outlet At The Lagos Airport Over Discriminatory Treatment of Ex Gov's Son

  8. "Why I Broke Up With My Girlfriend When I Became A Star" – Singer, Asake

  9. 44Yr Old Bassirou Faye Wins Senegal's Presidential Election, Defeats 62Yr Old Ex Prime Minister

  10. Stop Harassïng Enioluwa, I'm The One in The Leaked S*x Tape - US P0rn Star, Briggs Speaks (VID)


TOP MEMBERS: