The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, “When you die and go to heaven….. which part of your body goes first?
Suzy raised her hand and said, “I think its your hands.”
“Why do you think its your hands, Suzy?” Suzy replied, “Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first.”
“What a wonderful answer!” the nun said. Little Johnny raised his hand and said, “Sister, I think its your legs”.
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. Now Little Johnnie, why would you think it would be your legs? Little Johnny said,”Well I walked into mommy and daddy’s bedroom the other night.. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air, and she was saying, “OH GOD, I’M COMING!”. If dad hadn’t pinned her down, we’d have lost her!”
Posted: at 20-05-2009 11:51 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Kristiantus at 21-05-2009 09:19 AM (14 years ago) (m)
Quote from: emmymth on 20-05-2009 03:44 PM
kai wanan nyarinya.keri ki keshe ni o.Really funny
na only "funny" for hausa na him long like this "kai wanan nyarinya.keri ki keshe ni o"... well quinzee: "kai wanan nyarinya.keri ki keshe ni o" to you once again if na true true say e mean funny....
Posted: at 21-05-2009 09:19 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
well Emmy 4 the records, i didn't see Quinzee with a machete or dagger 4 the butchering in her pic. De JoKE was actually ........................................FUNNY
Posted: at 21-05-2009 01:24 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, “When you die and go to heaven….. which part of your body goes first?
Suzy raised her hand and said, “I think its your hands.”
“Why do you think its your hands, Suzy?” Suzy replied, “Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first.”
“What a wonderful answer!” the nun said. Little Johnny raised his hand and said, “Sister, I think its your legs”.
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. Now Little Johnnie, why would you think it would be your legs? Little Johnny said,”Well I walked into mommy and daddy’s bedroom the other night.. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air, and she was saying, “OH GOD, I’M COMING!”. If dad hadn’t pinned her down, we’d have lost her!”
GOOD ONE quin girl..... cheers to you for that. it really helps move some nerves.
I'd quot circumiret, circumveniat...U NEVER STOP LOVING SOMEONE, YOU JUST LEARN HOW TO LIVE W/O THEM!
Posted: at 22-05-2009 01:16 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming