What goes to heaven first?

Date: 20-05-2009 11:51 am (14 years ago) | Author: queen zainab
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- at 20-05-2009 11:51 AM (14 years ago)
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The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and
she asked the question, “When you die and go to heaven….. which part of
your body goes first?

Suzy raised her hand and said, “I think its your hands.”

“Why do you think its your hands, Suzy?” Suzy replied,
“Because when you pray, you hold your hands
together in front of you and God just takes your hands first.”

“What a wonderful answer!” the nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, “Sister, I think its your legs”.

The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.
Now Little Johnnie, why would you think it would be your legs?
Little Johnny said,”Well I walked into mommy and daddy’s bedroom the other night..
Mommy had her legs straight up in the air, and she was saying,
“OH GOD, I’M COMING!”. If dad hadn’t pinned her down, we’d have lost her!”


Posted: at 20-05-2009 11:51 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- emmymth at 20-05-2009 03:44 PM (14 years ago)
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kai wanan nyarinya.keri ki keshe ni o.Really funny

Posted: at 20-05-2009 03:44 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 21-05-2009 09:19 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: emmymth on 20-05-2009 03:44 PM
kai wanan nyarinya.keri ki keshe ni o.Really funny
Huh? Huh? Huh?
na only "funny" for hausa na him long like this "kai wanan nyarinya.keri ki keshe ni o"...
well quinzee: "kai wanan nyarinya.keri ki keshe ni o" to you once again if na true true say e mean funny....
Posted: at 21-05-2009 09:19 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- emmymth at 21-05-2009 09:43 AM (14 years ago)
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who tell u say e mean funny?

Posted: at 21-05-2009 09:43 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 21-05-2009 10:21 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: emmymth on 21-05-2009 09:43 AM
who tell u say e mean funny?
no be you say "kai wanan nyarinya.keri ki keshe ni o. really funny"
abi no be wetin you talk?
Posted: at 21-05-2009 10:21 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- quinzee4me at 21-05-2009 12:51 PM (14 years ago)
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@krist let me explain it to u it means u dis girl pls dont kill me
Posted: at 21-05-2009 12:51 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Ninky at 21-05-2009 01:24 PM (14 years ago)
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well Emmy 4 the records, i didn't see Quinzee with a machete  or dagger 4 the butchering in her pic. Grin Grin
                      De JoKE was actually ........................................FUNNY Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 21-05-2009 01:24 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 21-05-2009 01:51 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: quinzee4me on 21-05-2009 12:51 PM
@krist let me explain it to u it means u dis girl pls dont kill me
Huh? Huh? Huh?
you been dey plan to kill emmy b4?
Posted: at 21-05-2009 01:51 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- quinzee4me at 21-05-2009 01:57 PM (14 years ago)
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nooo y should? all i want to do is terrify him a little
Posted: at 21-05-2009 01:57 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 22-05-2009 02:16 AM (14 years ago)
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i was here n it was bad n here
Posted: at 22-05-2009 02:16 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 22-05-2009 09:32 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: ironlady on 22-05-2009 02:16 AM
i was here n it was bad n here
Huh? Huh? Huh?
hey mam, whatz the matter, you seems to see everything in this room as bad nowadays..
iron, take it easy plz.... remember we are all one NAIJA  Grin
Posted: at 22-05-2009 09:32 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- favourtee at 22-05-2009 10:34 AM (14 years ago)
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am not ooo...am half naija
Posted: at 22-05-2009 10:34 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 22-05-2009 10:35 AM (14 years ago)
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! little johnie..
nice one , bt heard before
Posted: at 22-05-2009 10:35 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 22-05-2009 10:46 AM (14 years ago)
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must u tell us?

Posted: at 22-05-2009 10:46 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 22-05-2009 10:47 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: favourtee on 22-05-2009 10:34 AM
am not ooo...am half naija
whether you be half oo or you full naija, all na same same...
Posted: at 22-05-2009 10:47 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- favourtee at 22-05-2009 11:50 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: emmymth on 22-05-2009 10:46 AM
must u tell us?
   yeah ...its a must
Posted: at 22-05-2009 11:50 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 22-05-2009 11:51 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 22-05-2009 10:47 AM
Quote from: favourtee on 22-05-2009 10:34 AM
am not ooo...am half naija
whether you be half oo or you full naija, all na same same...
am hapi to know
Posted: at 22-05-2009 11:51 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- quinzee4me at 22-05-2009 12:39 PM (14 years ago)
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ur happy about being a refugee ehn favourtee
Posted: at 22-05-2009 12:39 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- scorpionheart99 at 22-05-2009 01:16 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: quinzee4me on 20-05-2009 11:51 AM

The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and
she asked the question, “When you die and go to heaven….. which part of
your body goes first?

Suzy raised her hand and said, “I think its your hands.”

“Why do you think its your hands, Suzy?” Suzy replied,
“Because when you pray, you hold your hands
together in front of you and God just takes your hands first.”

“What a wonderful answer!” the nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, “Sister, I think its your legs”.

The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.
Now Little Johnnie, why would you think it would be your legs?
Little Johnny said,”Well I walked into mommy and daddy’s bedroom the other night..
Mommy had her legs straight up in the air, and she was saying,
“OH GOD, I’M COMING!”. If dad hadn’t pinned her down, we’d have lost her!”



 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

GOOD ONE quin girl.....
cheers to you for that. it really helps move some nerves. Wink Wink

Posted: at 22-05-2009 01:16 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- quinzee4me at 22-05-2009 01:23 PM (14 years ago)
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tnx again scorpionheart99
Posted: at 22-05-2009 01:23 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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