you dey mad??

Date: 16-05-2013 7:46 am (10 years ago) | Author: Anifowose Oluwasegun Abiodun
- at 16-05-2013 07:46 AM (10 years ago)
(m)
Akpors and his sister were in bed sleeping, he dreamt he was in Paradise. When he got
to the Paradise's gate, he met an angel who started 2 show him everything.
After a while, Akpors asked the angel.
Akpors :can I piss here?
Angel: it's not allowed but you can.
After a short while again Akpors asked.
Akpors: can I mess here?
Angel: it's not allowed but you can.
After a while again Akpors asked.
Akpors : can I poo here?
Angel: it's not allowed but
you can.
Then Akpors saw a flower and then ask the angel.
Akpors : can i use the
flower to clean my butt?
Angel : it's not allowed but you can. As Akpors was about to use the flower to clean his butt, a big slap landed on his face.......
Sister: You piss for bed I no talk, you mess I leave you I no talk, you poo on top bed I leave you i no talk.
You won kon use my wrapper clean your
bottom.
you dey mad?

Posted: at 16-05-2013 07:46 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- chummyli at 16-05-2013 08:09 AM (10 years ago)
(f)
Lol but remix
Posted: at 16-05-2013 08:09 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- queenrukky at 16-05-2013 11:00 AM (10 years ago)
(f)
smiling
Posted: at 16-05-2013 11:00 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- Shegzan at 16-05-2013 12:46 PM (10 years ago)
(m)
Quote from: chummyli on 16-05-2013 08:09 AM
Lol but remix
I no knw say na remixed... Dn't wori, ama change!
Posted: at 16-05-2013 12:46 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- jossy4reall at 16-05-2013 06:42 PM (10 years ago)
(m)
lol...u try
Posted: at 16-05-2013 06:42 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- chummyli at 17-05-2013 12:24 PM (10 years ago)
(f)
Quote from: Shegzan on 16-05-2013 12:46 PM
I no knw say na remixed... Dn't wori, ama change!

beta do
Posted: at 17-05-2013 12:24 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- Shegzan at 17-05-2013 08:41 PM (10 years ago)
(m)
Quote from: chummyli on 17-05-2013 12:24 PM
beta do
k,bye#
Posted: at 17-05-2013 08:41 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- Omilim at 18-05-2013 11:58 AM (10 years ago)
(f)
Lol
Posted: at 18-05-2013 11:58 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- francischi at 18-05-2013 04:06 PM (10 years ago)
(m)
passing
Posted: at 18-05-2013 04:06 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- zeigbo at 5-06-2013 08:56 AM (10 years ago)
(m)
Nice old joke
Posted: at 5-06-2013 08:56 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply
- ExpertTbright at 6-06-2013 10:19 PM (10 years ago)
(m)
ıC
Posted: at 6-06-2013 10:19 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- at 7-06-2013 11:41 AM (10 years ago)
capital  Undecided boo
Posted: at 7-06-2013 11:41 AM (10 years ago) |
Reply
- chummyli at 23-06-2013 06:36 PM (10 years ago)
(f)
 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 23-06-2013 06:36 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- silverndgold at 26-06-2013 06:12 PM (10 years ago)
(m)
wey joke ?  Huh?
Posted: at 26-06-2013 06:12 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply
- Toks-E at 26-06-2013 06:25 PM (10 years ago)
(m)
Quote from: chummyli on 16-05-2013 08:09 AM
Lol but remix

Remix time
Posted: at 26-06-2013 06:25 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply
- silverndgold at 27-06-2013 12:40 AM (10 years ago)
(m)
 Huh?
Posted: at 27-06-2013 12:40 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply
ReplyFollow
Login To Post Reply

Latest Updates

Benin Kingdom Suspends Five Functionaries For ‘Unauthorised’ Visit To Ooni Of Ife

Iraqi Parliament Passes Law Criminalizing Same-Sex Relations & Gender Identity

Life Coach, Solomon Buchi Warns Against Pornography In Christian Marriages

Fuel Scarcity Grips Sokoto: Black Market Price Hits N2,000 Amidst Residents' Pleas

Man Dies After Jumping Into Lagos Lagoon While Fleeing Mob For Allegedly Stealing Bags Of Cement

Nigerian Afrobeat Sensation, Rema Calls Out Mavin Records Over "Fake" PR, Denies New Project

"How I Was Stylishly Set Out Of My Husband’s House The Same Day He Was Buried” - Late Actor, Ajigijaga's Widow (CVideo)

Shake-Up In EFCC As Olukoyede Appoints Chief Of Staff, 14 Directors

HAPPENING NOW! Death Recorded As Gas Explosion Rocks Abeokuta, Ogun State

More Featured Topics

fire TRENDING GISTS fire

TODAY'S TOP

  1. Benin Kingdom Suspends Five Functionaries For ‘Unauthorised’ Visit To Ooni Of Ife

  2. Nigerian Afrobeat Sensation, Rema Calls Out Mavin Records Over "Fake" PR, Denies New Project

  3. Man Dies After Jumping Into Lagoon While Fleeing Mob For Allegedly Stealing Bags Of Cement

  4. Iraqi Parliament Passes Law Criminalizing Same-Sex Relations & Gender Identity

  5. Life Coach, Solomon Buchi Warns Against Pornography In Christian Marriages

  6. Fuel Scarcity Grips Sokoto: Black Market Price Hits N2,000 Amidst Residents' Pleas

THIS WEEK

  1. Lady Who Left The UK With Her Family to Return Home to Nigeria Reveals Why She Did So

  2. VID: Peter Obi Replies Critics Asking Him Why He Didn't Build a School in Anambra as a Governor

  3. "Emefiele, Kanu Arrested Arbitrarily As Pre-Trial Detention Persists In Nigeria" – US Govt Says

  4. Watch Touching Video Of Lady Surprising Boyfriend Who’s An Okada Rider

  5. Popular Ghanaian Media Personality, Serwaa Amihere Finally Reacts To Her Leaked S3x Tape

  6. Rapper Megan Thee Stallion Sued By Cameraman Claiming He Was Forced To Watch Her Have S3x

  7. See Tuition Fee Receipts Yahaya Bello Paid American School From 2025 Session Through 2031

  8. Divide Nigeria Before June 15 - Yoruba Nation Agitators, Sunday Igboho, Akintoye Tells Tinubu

  9. Come Out And Confess Why You Kill Mohbad - Ghanaian Prophet Who Prophesied JP’s Death Calls Sam

  10. Viral Asoebi Lady, Olivia Emmanuel Releases Over 20 Numbers of Men Sliding in Her DM

TOP MEMBERS:
  • gogoman 1381
  • fineboy77 890
  • felicilin 685
  • kacylee 341
  • bohlah 330
Read More

Featured Topics

. Benin Kingdom Suspends Five Functionaries For ‘Unauthorised’ Visit To Ooni Of Ife

. Iraqi Parliament Passes Law Criminalizing Same-Sex Relations & Gender Identity

. Life Coach, Solomon Buchi Warns Against Pornography In Christian Marriages

.. Fuel Scarcity Grips Sokoto: Black Market Price Hits N2,000 Amidst Residents' Pleas

. Man Dies After Jumping Into Lagos Lagoon While Fleeing Mob For Allegedly Stealing Bags Of Cement

. Nigerian Afrobeat Sensation, Rema Calls Out Mavin Records Over "Fake" PR, Denies New Project

.. "How I Was Stylishly Set Out Of My Husband’s House The Same Day He Was Buried” - Late Actor, Ajigijaga's Widow (CVideo)

. Shake-Up In EFCC As Olukoyede Appoints Chief Of Staff, 14 Directors

. HAPPENING NOW! Death Recorded As Gas Explosion Rocks Abeokuta, Ogun State

. NATCOM Director-General, Adegbenro Detained by Police In Abuja For Alleged Fraud, Impersonation

. VIDEO: BBNaija Winner, Miracle Igbokwe Graduates With Distinction From US Aeronautical Varsity

. Actress Angela Okorie Slams Zubby Michael For Mourning Late Colleague Junior Pope

. Nigerian Lady Sparks Reactions As She Shows Off Her Lengthy Tongue That Stretches to Her Nose (VID)

. Rising Singer, Chadreek Cries Out,Seeks Refund of N1.5m He Paid Portable to Appear in His Music (VID)

. Reality Star, Bisola Aiyeola Super Excited As She Meets Hollywood Actor Idris Elba

. Lagos State Government Seals 5 Churches, 19 Hotels, Others Over Environmental Pollution

. Wunmi Ajiboye Reunites With Estranged Husband, Segun Ogungbe, Days After Dragging Him (Video)

.. Gospel Artist Buchi Atuonwu Recounts How He Was On The Verge Of Being Killed By Firing Squad (Video)

. Anambra Police Arrest 16 Cultists, Hunt Down 21 Others

.. Lady Who Worked As A Maid In Saudi Arabia Narrates Her Harrowing Ordeal As Boss Impregnates Her (Video)

More Featured Topics