grama

check this out

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Posted: at 20-05-2009 09:01 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

atleast we need to read am b4 we confirm say na grama

Posted: at 21-05-2009 02:53 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

so y are u telling us?

Posted: at 22-05-2009 04:57 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

lol...gal u funny.
i rememba when u used to insult me.

Posted: at 22-05-2009 08:49 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

nah twas dat ur boss lady...u shld retire sha...i c u still pick on peeps.

Posted: at 22-05-2009 08:51 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

nothing do u...itz all 4 fun.

Posted: at 22-05-2009 08:56 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

When grandma goes to court
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do you know mw?’ She responded, ‘Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I’ve known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you’ve been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you’re a big shot when you haven’t the brains to realize you never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.’

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?’

She again replied, ‘Why yes, I do. I’ve known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He’s lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can’t build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. You, I know him.’

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, ‘If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I’ll send you both to the electric chair.’

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Posted: at 22-05-2009 11:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac