the three contractors (Page 5)

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jossy go wash toilet

Three contractors are bidding to
fix a broken fence at
the white house, where Barack
obama Lives.
The 1st from INDIA, the 2nd from
CHINA & the 3rd Akpors from Nigeria.They go with
White House official
to examine the fence.
The Indian takes out a tape & did
some measuring,
works some figures "Well", he says, "I figure the job
will cost $900. ($400 for materials,
$400 for my
teamv& $100 profit for me)".
The Chinese does some
measuring & figuring,says," I can do it for $700. ($300 for
materials, $300 for my
team & $100 profit for me)".
Akpors did not even measure or
figure out anything,
but he walks around the White House & whispers
"$2,700." The official says, "You
didn't even measure
how did you come up with such a
high figure?" Akpors
whispers "$1000 for me, $1000 for y Chinese to do the job."