**DUMB CHEAT**

Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said the first guy. "Bet you $10 he won't," said the second guy.

Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second guy hands the first guy the money.

"I can't take your money," said the first guy. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news." "No, no. Take it," said the second guy. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"

Posted: at 28-06-2009 08:44 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

na wah newbie i just post this joke 2days ago...check bet in a bar

Posted: at 28-06-2009 11:56 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

ahhh! motivate the faceless guy  now

Posted: at 29-06-2009 11:56 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

u want mak e do waitin pas dis one.....

Posted: at 29-06-2009 12:28 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

Bad belle people full here o... wetin!

Posted: at 29-06-2009 01:56 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

wey my koboko sef?...

Posted: at 29-06-2009 02:17 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

ok

Posted: at 29-06-2009 05:02 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Posted: at 30-06-2009 07:04 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

kido u wan make dem sue u abi?koboko??

Posted: at 1-07-2009 09:46 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

I gree say I be newbie, but I was not aware that someone had posted this a couple of days ago as I did not have the time to read all the jokes posted on naijapals. So I no come understand why some of una dey attack me like say na federico form the joke sef. I'm sure there are a couple of people who were not priviledged to read his previous post but have been able to get a smile from my post.
Just as favourtee talk "ahhh! motivate the faceless guy  now"

                                             "and so sais the noob"

Posted: at 1-07-2009 02:39 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie