Is This Fair?? SEE How A Woman Plays On Her Man

Date: 20-09-2013 12:05 pm (11 years ago) | Author: franel
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- at 20-09-2013 12:05 PM (11 years ago)
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«§» 20 September 2013

A couple watching a Premier League match together. After five minutes:

Wife: Is that Saint Obi?
Husband: No.
He is Mikel Obi. Saint Obi is a Nollywood Actor.
Wife: Mikel Obi is smart. He should be in Nollywood movies like his brother.
Husband: He does not have a Nollywood actor brother.
Wife: See Another Goal in less than a minute.
Husband: No. It is called action replay.
Wife: Looks like Enyimba is going to win this match.
Husband: It is not Enyimba. It is Man U vs Chelsea.
Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a Firing Squad.
Husband: He is called a centre referee and he is not calling for a firing Squad. It's a free Kick.
Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a Free Kick?
Husband: #Mute, not uttering a word.#
Wife: Now is the centre umpire talking to his wife on the phone?
Husband: He is communicating with his linesman.
Wife: Why is he showing only red and yellow cards? Is there not any Blue card or something?

Frustrated husband turns off the TV. *Wife turns it on and watches "African Magic."*
Husband: Who is this Mercy Johnson?
Wife: Listen to what they are saying and Don't disturb me.

Is this Fair?

Posted: at 20-09-2013 12:05 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
- jossy4reall at 20-09-2013 12:59 PM (11 years ago)
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hehehe...is not fair oooo
Posted: at 20-09-2013 12:59 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Toks-E at 22-09-2013 10:50 PM (11 years ago)
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Na dem sabi oooo
Posted: at 22-09-2013 10:50 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- alabi22 at 23-09-2013 01:05 PM (11 years ago)
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dat woman na dullard. how she go dey ask all doz senseless questions
she definately needs to brush herself up mehn
Posted: at 23-09-2013 01:05 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 23-09-2013 02:52 PM (11 years ago)
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alabi bcos in no like football simple!
Posted: at 23-09-2013 02:52 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 23-09-2013 07:29 PM (11 years ago)
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na rakelly  type of wife be dat
Posted: at 23-09-2013 07:29 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Toks-E at 24-09-2013 06:34 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: alabi22 on 23-09-2013 01:05 PM
dat woman na dullard. how she go dey ask all doz senseless questions
she definately needs to brush herself up mehn


Shettttttt, see casting

Posted: at 24-09-2013 06:34 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Toks-E at 24-09-2013 06:36 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: francischi on 23-09-2013 07:29 PM
na rakelly  type of wife be dat

Huh?
Posted: at 24-09-2013 06:36 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- francischi at 24-09-2013 07:49 PM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 24-09-2013 07:49 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ANELEEVEREST at 24-09-2013 07:57 PM (11 years ago)
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PB
Posted: at 24-09-2013 07:57 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 24-09-2013 10:09 PM (11 years ago)
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What?
Posted: at 24-09-2013 10:09 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 25-09-2013 01:23 AM (11 years ago)
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Poster try small but...
Posted: at 25-09-2013 01:23 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 25-09-2013 01:58 PM (11 years ago)
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but u wan copy abi?
Posted: at 25-09-2013 01:58 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 25-09-2013 06:10 PM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 25-09-2013 06:10 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 25-09-2013 11:29 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: rakelly on 25-09-2013 01:58 PM
but u wan copy abi?
amebo  Roll Eyes
Posted: at 25-09-2013 11:29 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 26-09-2013 10:01 AM (11 years ago)
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ofe egwusi
Posted: at 26-09-2013 10:01 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 28-09-2013 12:18 AM (11 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 28-09-2013 12:18 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 28-09-2013 04:32 PM (11 years ago)
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na so ?
Posted: at 28-09-2013 04:32 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 28-09-2013 05:02 PM (11 years ago)
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sorry
Posted: at 28-09-2013 05:02 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 28-09-2013 08:17 PM (11 years ago)
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kwelee
Posted: at 28-09-2013 08:17 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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