Is This Fair?? SEE How A Woman Plays On Her Man (Page 2)

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«§» 20 September 2013

A couple watching a Premier League match together. After five minutes:

Wife: Is that Saint Obi?
Husband: No.
He is Mikel Obi. Saint Obi is a Nollywood Actor.
Wife: Mikel Obi is smart. He should be in Nollywood movies like his brother.
Husband: He does not have a Nollywood actor brother.
Wife: See Another Goal in less than a minute.
Husband: No. It is called action replay.
Wife: Looks like Enyimba is going to win this match.
Husband: It is not Enyimba. It is Man U vs Chelsea.
Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a Firing Squad.
Husband: He is called a centre referee and he is not calling for a firing Squad. It's a free Kick.
Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a Free Kick?
Husband: #Mute, not uttering a word.#
Wife: Now is the centre umpire talking to his wife on the phone?
Husband: He is communicating with his linesman.
Wife: Why is he showing only red and yellow cards? Is there not any Blue card or something?

Frustrated husband turns off the TV. *Wife turns it on and watches "African Magic."*
Husband: Who is this Mercy Johnson?
Wife: Listen to what they are saying and Don't disturb me.

Is this Fair?