This is not just a joke but a fact (invasion naija state)

It took me a great time and money invading d Nigeria state and after ma survey I came out with dis FACTS




Abia: men are  married to 17 wives with a son hu dies on d day of his graduation as a doctor (meaning dey are killerz)

Adamawa: ladies in baylsea does not know how speak even a little of English ---take dem out and dey will disgrace u

Akwa ibom: uses goat shit to cook beans

Anambra : ladies ride okada and bicycle and I mean as an occupation oooooo

Benue : Men have sex for credit ---dey will promise to pay a d end of d month—d same u bought things on credit

Calaba –All d women roam d street half naked, I wonder how d men survive d seductions, oh maybe dey r already used to it (no let ur husband travel go dere oo)

Delta: A five year old boy was carrying an AK47 *ask him wat for* he has to fight for oil so he want to challenge d govt. soilders –awwwwwww

Ebonyi: everybody both men and women were ugly—very ugly—dats wat I called the ape kingdom

Edo: dere mothers make sure dere daughters become international prostitute. In dat case dey don’t have time for naija men except d retired ones

In ekiti: girls do carpentry work,   true I saw a girl on top of a roof repairing d zinc and dere cows jump like horse

In ogun : akara is d only occupation and food, in d sense dat every woman fries akara and d men and d kidz does d eating ---akara ooo no other food

Ibadan: men pass out in center of d express road, I actually saw dis, and dere girls wear blue top with green skirt and pink shoe adding a white watch (wey no dey work) wat a fashion


Enugu: kernel is dere food, kernel with garri in d morning, kernel with ukwa in d afternoon and with beans in d evening--

Imo: all imo girls are either too fat or too slim—dere thing dey always big or small noting like minimum—and one thing Is dis –dey like to go to toilet even wen dey neva eat ---den can mess too

Kano: ewooooo mallam shehu, they only know how to marry 4 or more wives *ask dem why* dey are obeying d laws of Mohammed,

Kaduna: u go fear’ fear—e no easy—but Kaduna like war like food
 
Kogi: dere are graves in every home—people die every day---notin makes dem happy dan killing dere brothers or sisters even dere mothers

Lagos:OPC-419----operation hold ur bag tight—hw do I describe dis AJ ghetto city—if u wan learn how to thief-steal-rob-kill-just go to lagoz—fight is d order of d day—insult is d beauty of d city---to mention but a few.

Ogun: occupation is to toil motor due to reckless driving and bad roads 


Osun: no house people sleep on the trees, take it or leave it—I can count d numbers of house in osun state –itz not even up to 10 –people sleep eat and work on d trees

Rivers:Oganje-amu robber---any one dey r in for it---dey will tell u dey have 10 cares were as dey cant even afford a bicycle seat


I will stop here for now.







NB: everything gotten here was created by mystangel  imagination and wat I actually witness—any attempt to insult me ova dis little joke may amount to ………………

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Posted: at 17-07-2009 01:37 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

ofcourse ma best freind is from imo and she is very fat --always going into d toilet

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Posted: at 17-07-2009 02:55 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

hey y will u say akwa ibom uses goat shit to cook beans......... thatz an insult to the state.... yet u don't want to be insulted......if it is ment to be a joke then u shud be ready to get insulted or else wrong forum.......... by way which state r u from.......

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Posted: at 17-07-2009 03:48 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

Henhe!!! Abegi yarn m0re. Dis interesting.

Posted: at 17-07-2009 08:49 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

and you ?? you are  from which state ?? apparentely you are what we call sabo  !!!!!insulting nigerians like that. you are lucky  i can't see u , if not i would have dealt with you thoroghly !!!! to teach u a little bit of sense. you don't want to be insulted , but u feel comfortable insulting everybody in a whole country like nigeria ??

Posted: at 18-07-2009 01:34 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie

U SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF UR SELF TALKING LIKE THIS TO UR FATHER LAND ANYWAY I NO GO BLAME U AND U KNOW FOR YA HEAD SAY THIS SITE... SOOO MANY PEOPLE FROM OTHER COUNTRY VISIT THIS SITE AND YET U THEY TALK SHIT!!! ABT UR FATHER LAND LIKE THAT...SOOO MANY SHIT HAPPEN IN OTHER COUNTRYS TOO BUT THEY COVER IT UP THERE BUT NIJASS I KNOW KNOW WATIN THEY WORRY THEM...FOR EXAMPLE OUR LEADER FIGHTING IN ASSO ROCK THROWING BLOW AT THEM SELF ACTTING LIKE A FOOL AND SHOWING IT ON THE CNN......THIS IS VERY ANNOYING..

Posted: at 18-07-2009 02:46 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

hey tec. say something u can't sit there like that ..... and saying no comment....
by way mr poster  u had better apologise or else ......

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Posted: at 18-07-2009 03:10 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

hahaha      the civil war ............... u don here am m poster 
 

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Posted: at 18-07-2009 04:08 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

AKUNYILI where are you.
see ssssaaaaaabbbooooooo

Posted: at 20-07-2009 04:08 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

D @poster should be from serialone or niger,Rewanda,thank God we are still better in naija here.....

Posted: at 20-07-2009 04:39 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac