Rap Battle (Page 28)

Am as small as a lion am not afraid of any elephant
Small David is ready again finish N2M the GOLIATH.
This guy is old and his flo’s re so IRRELIVANT
N*gga am so HOOD, but u re juss an HOOLIGAN

Am the rock and obviously u re the Egg YEAH
U Hit me U RE IN TROUBLE I hit u U FACE PROBLEM
Am proud to be ur YOUNG cuz u re Old and SENSELESS
Am the KING in ur HOOD cuz to them u re juss A MESS

OLD N2M OLD N2M
U re STILL BED WETTING, I CRY FOR U  :'( :'( :'( :'(
U re TOO Old to SPLIT Tight, it's a shame on u 
It’s at ur LATE 80’s u wanna start catching GROVE

OLD N2M OLD N2M
U need to WILL ur NP account to Great Grand CHILD
But I hope they dey don’t see dis  cuz it will make em CRY
how there great grand pa die without CLOTH BUT RAG

Am droppin "SHARP SHIT" n i never SOLD A KNIFE~
{u in tha SHARK PIT, w unSOWED UP SLICED}
Luvvy is BACK with FLOW AS COLD AS ICE,
NO... u thought YA FLOW WAS TIGHT
But totally they re OUT OF LINE

shit gett MUDDY cuz i get DIRTY with the FLOW like lil KIDZ DO,
and you aint gotta be a BASKET BALL for me to DISS YOU,
i bet NOBODY ON NP will MISS YOU,
yeah you SICK, but you must've COUGHED on me cuz im SICK TOO,
this SHIT THROUGH, the COLDEST LINES you ever went up against, my shit IGLOO

OLD N2M OLD N2M
A fool @ this age must be fool forever
Judging u with ur rhymes, u re nothing but a stammerer
Or maybe u were sick, suffering against YELLOW FEVER

im like that TOOL TEACHERS use to put CIRCLES in PAPER cuz i PUNCH HOES,
OLD N2M,  FLOW WEAK like UNSPIKED PUNCH BOWLS,
im turning this HEAVYWEIGHT into another one of my LIGHT FOES
let me HIT u like 3 times lets see which way the FIGHT GOES

he is spitn them CARNIVAL lines so lets see HOW he FAIR,
if he was battlin me with TWO COMPUTERS he still couldnt COM PAIR,
im like the BEARED LADY cuz im the MAIN ATTRACTION and all the FANZ come STARE,
he is a WOLF but lets see how OLD N2M's compare to a BEAR


You'll get ur BACK SLAPPED SACKED after ur verse that LACKED IMPACT n TACT
 it's not hard to DISTRACT someone so high on cut-up HACKED SMACK
i'll have fun in AMUSING ABUSING this SLACK TRAINEE,
you'll never keep up with the BRUISING i'm CRUISING to CRACK on THEE

Holla

Posted: at 11-09-2010 11:53 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

yoh yoh this is hausa mallam coming from zangoooooooooooo,yeah yeah,then want toi b elike me,well the rest they come l8r,haha,well me no sabi rap,wosh the rappers gud luck.

Posted: at 11-09-2010 06:04 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie

BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Berets in the air for NEXT
Middle fingers for Luvvy!!!

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Posted: at 13-09-2010 03:56 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

hu be dis newbie sef? na wa oo     

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Posted: at 14-09-2010 10:11 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

phyuk YA.

Posted: at 14-09-2010 01:35 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie

i know wat u're tryna do here but u got it all wrong. did u read all 37 pages of post on this topic, i think
read my verses, next's, Ogu's, rugged, used to av some too...he disappeared
even MI does't have puchlines in all is verses and he has some weak ones too, and he's Naija's best so comparing some of these lines to naija's best is a compliment, thank you.

Posted: at 15-09-2010 12:04 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Its funny cause you dont even know what you talking about in this forum, i think i have dropped far more and doper punchline than M.I
cause he is famous doesnt make him better than any of us here in NP let me juxtapose two punchlines and lets see which is tighter

M.i SAYS- 'THEY NEED 2 CLEAN UP THEIR FLOW THEY NEED OMO'
I SAY- "am serious the only time he flow is when hes having his period"

MI-'NOBODY TEST ME EVEN IF THEY GOT TESties CUZ I GOT THE PR!cK" All due respect to mi but this is a stupid punch line...
me against my man Tssy i used something like this- "this pr!ck got more lip than a sore clit on a gurgeous ho"

talking about punchline here is a couple of them
"fnck around you get shot while you having a dream, just like martin luther King"
"My rhymes sick like your face when your aids test came back"
or the one that i came up with in my last verse
"I hit the streets with a Semi(auto riffle) looking fow luvy like i was prince Akeem"
i took him back to eddie murphy's movie tittled comming to America, where he eddie (Prince Akeem) had to look for love in the streets of newyork with his Servant name Semi.....
So as you can see there is more to a punch line than just the rhymes...

its not about me but i can say here without missin words that i have seen some of the best of punchlines here comming from  Tssy, Ogu, Raydark, Briz, Steeve, even Orland droped alot of tight punchlines,considering we do it for fun and not for money thats something you need to commend us for... I think you might want to go through the rhymes in the forum again and this time try to understand it and stop saying shit you dont know nothing about. Even M.I will not be too confident if he reads the rhymes some of us are dropping here..
I get pissed off when i read trash from people who dont even know what a good punchline is...

And as for lil luvy and that lil bitch that call him self rapgod, ya both toddlers
So head for the border
cause my flow is deep
ya gonna have troubles keeping your head above water...

Posted: at 15-09-2010 03:11 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

u just a clown, someone said it so i reiterate
your shit's confederate, but u messing with first rate
ur rant's not even in bars nigga are u illiterate
true story dude, if it was up to u, harlem wouldn't shake

nigga says he shines brighter witout the light
like a coward who comes to battle at the end of a fight
nigga i shine when the sun is brightest
i'm called an angel cos my glow is whiteness
and next time u say brizio, do put ur highness
 
till we meet again
safe
NP's finest                                                                  brizo u call ur self an highness pls were is ur princess give ur self no stress cos u such a mad disgress come on wit me lat me teach you some pun cos am nt like does rappers dat punchlines n run if i ncatch ur girl i vow shes gon cum jes give respect 2 whom u knw is dha god cos am not like a dog wen u get home lie on ur rug n pray 2 GOD 2 help u tell me sorry frog.....its lil'ishol baby...................

Posted: at 15-09-2010 01:21 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie

Av u heard goldee en eldee
i dedicate dis 2 u 4 real
u think u can sting cos i know u'r a bee
dont take me as a starter cos am neva gon' gree
cos if i lock u up nobody dares free

feel en aspire dis stanza
u'r nothing but a stink muderphyuker
u got no vibes but u think u'r a rapper
the lord is wiv me cos am RAPSGOD u sucker
u aint gotno good life,u living as an hater

now brizo
wanna let u know u got no ryhmzo
i know of a bitch like u whose named frizo
comparing both of u is a waste of time so
am gonna fix it up and i'll av a meeting with GLO
to cut u off d linkcos u aint making dis blow

my punchline are loving en even sexy
i got a gurl,u aint know are but she's pretty
brizo en next2me,jaydeedah with luuvy
i got a lot to say en wanna let u know am deadly
brizo think he's an highness phyuk dat big time fooly

now dat am smoking
plusu gon' c urself running
u could tell ur mum dis game is hurting
but u can't leave like dis cos u frightning
dat i am gon' say dat u'r stacking.
..........FELLAS TAKE A BOW..............

Posted: at 17-09-2010 03:00 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie

THESE GUYS GET TIME TO WASTE OO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: at 18-09-2010 03:42 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie