Jossy n palm tree

Date: 12-02-2014 6:54 pm (11 years ago) | Author: Adedeji Amos Babatunde Brıght
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- at 12-02-2014 06:54 PM (11 years ago)
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See wetin my eyes see for farm this afternoon.

Jossy go block alabi for one corner for farm with pawpaw tree for in hand wey he won give alabi for her val gift where alabi no go fit say no

As alabi saw the pawpawtree she was so embarrassed and said no to ram con ask ram (jossy), say this one na wetin ur mate take dey toast girls for street?
Wetin i go use this one do?

Na so jossy replied with frown face...
Go plant am for ur sitting room na.

Them no knw say i dey untop tree dey chop mango dey look dem, na for there i took their picture Sad

Posted: at 12-02-2014 06:54 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
- ANELEEVEREST at 12-02-2014 07:03 PM (11 years ago)
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hmmmm
Posted: at 12-02-2014 07:03 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 12-02-2014 07:04 PM (11 years ago)
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Lol.. So una stil de hia?
Posted: at 12-02-2014 07:04 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 12-02-2014 07:09 PM (11 years ago)
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Expert u be mumu ooo
na like dis palm tree dey be for ur village?
oya,, take duster clean dat thing wey u write and write the correct name immediately
and mind u no be alabi be dat.....na my correct woman wey sabi....chummyli   
chummyli  hw u dey naa...e don teey ooo.. dats why I say make we do our val b4 all dis small children go start dia own with too much
Posted: at 12-02-2014 07:09 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 12-02-2014 07:27 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 12-02-2014 07:09 PM
Expert u be mumu ooo
na like dis palm tree dey be for ur village?
oya,, take duster clean dat thing wey u write and write the correct name immediately
and mind u no be alabi be dat.....na my correct woman wey sabi....chummyli   
chummyli  hw u dey naa...e don teey ooo.. dats why I say make we do our val b4 all dis small children go start dia own with too much


hahahaha jossy ma best patient.. I missed treating una of yeye Cheesy How yaba left naa?
Posted: at 12-02-2014 07:27 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Aalladinn at 12-02-2014 07:32 PM (11 years ago)
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na picture b dis ??
Posted: at 12-02-2014 07:32 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 12-02-2014 07:51 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on 12-02-2014 07:27 PM
hahahaha jossy ma best patient.. I missed treating una of yeye Cheesy How yaba left naa?
Grin
I think Twas fine
Posted: at 12-02-2014 07:51 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 12-02-2014 07:58 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on 12-02-2014 07:51 PM
Grin
I think Twas fine

hope dy hv nt discharged u
Posted: at 12-02-2014 07:58 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ajanni at 12-02-2014 09:22 PM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 12-02-2014 09:22 PM (11 years ago) | Grande Master
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- ExpertTbright at 13-02-2014 06:41 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on 12-02-2014 07:58 PM
hope dy hv nt discharged u
who again?
I don dischard zeigbo
I don discharg rakelly but ajanni still dey there dey take proper treatment
Quote from: jossy4reall on 12-02-2014 07:09 PM
Expert u be mumu ooo
na like dis palm tree dey be for ur village?
oya,, take duster clean dat thing wey u write and write the correct name immediately
and mind u no be alabi be dat.....na my correct woman wey sabi....chummyli   
chummyli  hw u dey naa...e don teey ooo.. dats why I say make we do our val b4 all dis small children go start dia own with too much

ur lost wife don show face again
Ur brain no dey work again mumu Roll Eyes
Since she dey BH don give ram house arrest u no ask for ram o
Na nw u won claim ram back
U are very useless
Na only me dey go in house dey check ram through window cos i no fit pass front door cos of boko dem
That time u dey yaba left that na y i no blame u too much Undecided
Posted: at 13-02-2014 06:41 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 13-02-2014 08:12 AM (11 years ago)
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Abeg poster waitin u dey do untop of tree shey u be monkey Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 13-02-2014 08:12 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ANELEEVEREST at 13-02-2014 08:19 AM (11 years ago)
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him be cctv camera
Posted: at 13-02-2014 08:19 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ajanni at 13-02-2014 08:44 AM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 13-02-2014 08:44 AM (11 years ago) | Grande Master
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- Aalladinn at 13-02-2014 09:55 AM (11 years ago)
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na who dey carry weight for who ??
Posted: at 13-02-2014 09:55 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 13-02-2014 10:11 AM (11 years ago)
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Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 13-02-2014 10:11 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 13-02-2014 01:41 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 13-02-2014 08:12 AM
Abeg poster waitin u dey do untop of tree shey u be monkey Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
na now u no
wen i de tell una,ona no blive me
in na proper monkey, from one tree to another Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 13-02-2014 01:41 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ajanni at 13-02-2014 01:57 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: ajanni on 13-02-2014 08:44 AM
Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 13-02-2014 01:57 PM (11 years ago) | Grande Master
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- rakelly at 13-02-2014 04:44 PM (11 years ago)
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na u be the poster?
Posted: at 13-02-2014 04:44 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 13-02-2014 05:13 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 13-02-2014 12:42 PM
and Alabi dey blush sef
chai
lolz. stevo, no b me naa. even jossy d bushman wey carry pawpaw tree 2 giv babe as flower don confirm say no b Alabi but chum chum. how now? long time
Posted: at 13-02-2014 05:13 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- alabi22 at 13-02-2014 05:17 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: rakelly on 13-02-2014 01:41 PM
na now u no
wen i de tell una,ona no blive me
in na proper monkey, from one tree to another Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
but i no grab in own kind of monkey.. instead of him 2 chop banana, na coconut in dey use in nyash dey break dey chop. monkey no get skill o @ expert. lol

 
Posted: at 13-02-2014 05:17 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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