![-]( "Gbravo") Gbravo at 11-09-2009 11:32 AM (15 years ago)  (m) patient dog eat the fatest bone. | Posted: at 11-09-2009 11:32 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 11-09-2009 12:26 PM (15 years ago) (m) For naija the patient dog nah hungry go kill am
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 11-09-2009 12:26 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "SexyJuly") SexyJuly at 11-09-2009 12:30 PM (15 years ago) (f) Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as Baseball 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.
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DEAR DESPERATE,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck!
Tech Support  anything for laghter's sake just2sexy Dont understand dis. | Posted: at 11-09-2009 12:30 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 11-09-2009 12:32 PM (15 years ago) (m) Make i interprete am 4 french
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 11-09-2009 12:32 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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@gbravo ...patient don ...na kuli kuli e go chop....... @jsexy ... interprete it am for swahili she go understand am very wella
Geoin4matic Engineer .. | Posted: at 11-09-2009 12:35 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 11-09-2009 01:12 PM (15 years ago) (m) oya now, lets go there
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 11-09-2009 01:12 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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u dey craze for where we dey go......... i look like woman for ya face
Geoin4matic Engineer .. | Posted: at 11-09-2009 01:19 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 11-09-2009 02:25 PM (15 years ago) (m) coolguy i wan post a very funny joke now
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 11-09-2009 02:25 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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PASSING
life is about us, lets make it a better place. | Posted: at 11-09-2009 02:42 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie | |
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ok i don see the joke
Geoin4matic Engineer .. | Posted: at 11-09-2009 02:51 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 11-09-2009 03:32 PM (15 years ago) (m) no wahala
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 11-09-2009 03:32 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "ceejay58") ceejay58 at 11-09-2009 10:40 PM (15 years ago) (m) WTF's all these.........  | Posted: at 11-09-2009 10:40 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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wetin u see.,...
Geoin4matic Engineer .. | Posted: at 11-09-2009 10:44 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 11-09-2009 10:46 PM (15 years ago) (m) coolguy u see say teeco nah moderator for naijabase?
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 11-09-2009 10:46 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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yeah i see am....
Geoin4matic Engineer .. | Posted: at 11-09-2009 10:50 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 11-09-2009 10:54 PM (15 years ago) (m) no wonder the guy no dey too reach this side again.... anywayz make him enjoy but them no dey keep spirit of laughter high for naijabase nah
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 11-09-2009 10:54 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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yeah....that place na dulling parol
Geoin4matic Engineer .. | Posted: at 11-09-2009 10:58 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 11-09-2009 11:08 PM (15 years ago) (m) him go dey peep dis side small small
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 11-09-2009 11:08 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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as far as rtd general
Geoin4matic Engineer .. | Posted: at 11-09-2009 11:10 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "xter") xter at 11-09-2009 11:16 PM (15 years ago) (m) lol
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza  | Posted: at 11-09-2009 11:16 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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Gbravo
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