Laugh Out Loud

A farmer is sitting in the neighbourhoodbar getting drunk.A man comes in and asks the farmer,"Hey,why are you sitting here on this beautifulday getting drunk?"FARMER: Some things you just can'texplain.MAN: So what happened that's so horrible?FARMER: Well, today I was sitting by mycow milking her. Just as I got the bucketabout full, she took her left leg and kickedover the bucket.MAN: Ok, but that's not so bad.FARMER: Some things you just can'texplain.MAN: So what happened then?FARMER: I took her left leg and tied it to thepost on the left.MAN: and then?FARMER: Well, I sat back down andcontinued to milk her. Just as I got thebucket about full, she took her right legand kicked over the bucket.MAN: Again?FARMER: Some things you just can'texplain.MAN: So, what did you do then?FARMER: I took her right leg this time andtied it to the post on the right.MAN: and then?FARMER: Well, I sat back down and beganmilking her again. Just as I got the bucketabout full, the silly cow knocked over thebucket with her tail.MAN: Hmmm,FARMER: Some things you just can'texplain.MAN: So, what did you do?FARMER: Well, I didn't have any more rope,so I took off my belt and tied her tail to therafter. In that moment, my pants fell downand MY WIFE WALKED IN.

Posted: at 2-05-2014 06:04 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming

mehn....ds guy is fcuked. (@poster...dat guy has A LOT of explanation to do)

Posted: at 2-05-2014 06:26 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Yes dear Alladin has got to xplain to you.. #lipsealed

Posted: at 3-05-2014 09:00 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming

na who fcuk ajanni cow finish come kip am for hear?.....u no know say dat cow don tire for the one wey the owner fcuk am b4 b4

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Posted: at 4-05-2014 09:09 AM (11 years ago) | Hero

As in 

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Posted: at 5-05-2014 08:25 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

 

Posted: at 6-05-2014 05:47 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming

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Posted: at 7-05-2014 02:26 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

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Posted: at 8-05-2014 10:56 AM (11 years ago) | Hero

williams

Posted: at 9-05-2014 01:03 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

ok

Posted: at 13-05-2014 02:24 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac