How much do u like sex?

Date: 16-09-2009 1:39 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Bidemi Oyefeso
- at 16-09-2009 01:39 PM (15 years ago)
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How much do u like sex?

Posted: at 16-09-2009 01:39 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- Ladiesman_nig at 16-09-2009 01:46 PM (15 years ago)
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Sex

This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom.
I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy!
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when
women make love they produce amounts of the hormone
estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of
suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat
produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on
during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It
stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body.
It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't
need special sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases
endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of
euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered.
The segxwally active body gives off greater quantities of
chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes
drive the opposite sex crazy!
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES
MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing
encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the
level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can
release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a
natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
Posted: at 16-09-2009 01:46 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- HOPEA23 at 16-09-2009 09:52 PM (15 years ago)
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stop coping and pasting

tell us how much you like it

Posted: at 16-09-2009 09:52 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- onchedu at 16-09-2009 10:04 PM (15 years ago)
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Admin pls save us from this boy and his weirdness
Posted: at 16-09-2009 10:04 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- erikaakpan at 16-09-2009 10:15 PM (15 years ago)
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lol....dis guy has a lot to talk bout....he posted about 10 threads in one day

Posted: at 16-09-2009 10:15 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onchedu at 17-09-2009 12:52 AM (15 years ago)
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No Erika... He posted 10 "annoying" threads in a day.
Posted: at 17-09-2009 12:52 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- cleakoms at 17-09-2009 12:53 AM (15 years ago)
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sexxxxx... i think it's good.. but i've never tasted

so, i can't say whether i like it or not
Posted: at 17-09-2009 12:53 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- d_man at 17-09-2009 01:03 AM (15 years ago)
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like!?
i luv it

Posted: at 17-09-2009 01:03 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- cleakoms at 17-09-2009 01:06 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: d_man on 17-09-2009 01:03 AM
like!?
i luv it

dats why you're the man
Posted: at 17-09-2009 01:06 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ceejay58 at 17-09-2009 01:09 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Ladiesman_nig on 16-09-2009 01:46 PM
Sex

This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom.
I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy!
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when
women make love they produce amounts of the hormone
estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of
suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat
produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on
during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It
stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body.
It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't
need special sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases
endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of
euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered.
The segxwally active body gives off greater quantities of
chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes
drive the opposite sex crazy!
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES
MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing
encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the
level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can
release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a
natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.


passing and no even bother to read..... Angry
Posted: at 17-09-2009 01:09 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- cleakoms at 17-09-2009 02:14 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: ceejay58 on 17-09-2009 01:09 AM
Quote from: Ladiesman_nig on 16-09-2009 01:46 PM
Sex

This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom.
I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy!
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when
women make love they produce amounts of the hormone
estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of
suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat
produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on
during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It
stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body.
It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't
need special sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases
endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of
euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered.
The segxwally active body gives off greater quantities of
chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes
drive the opposite sex crazy!
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES
MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing
encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the
level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can
release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a
natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.


passing and no even bother to read..... Angry

bad guy.. why u no wan read
Posted: at 17-09-2009 02:14 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- princemech at 17-09-2009 07:33 AM (15 years ago)
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sex is d predigarment of the inconvineces by which men
and women,in the open field of man u vs chelsea and
d reuslt will be .....pls someone should help me complete
this  Grin Grin
Posted: at 17-09-2009 07:33 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ibobobelvis at 17-09-2009 09:05 AM (15 years ago)
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passing

Posted: at 17-09-2009 09:05 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ajose1 at 17-09-2009 10:34 AM (15 years ago)
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Rubbish
Posted: at 17-09-2009 10:34 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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