REPORT THE EFFECT OF "EBOLA" IN UR AREA. IN MY AREA * Girls no longer hug their guys, the highest they give nowadays is 45` instead of the normal 360`. * Guys are now afraid to shake their fellow guys instead they throw way salutes like soldiers.(Na their fault?) * People now wear long sleave sweaters, headcovers, and trousers while entering buses and taxi no matter how hot the weather is.. (See as Naija take turn Europe o).. * Neighbours, even family members become suspects at the slightest sign of illness..(the one wey nearly make my neighbour go call health officers for me because say I sneeze 2 times today). * You take a girl out for dinner, drive her back to her house, walk her to the door-step, she leaves you,walks to her door, open it, waves at you and throw a goodnight kiss at you (if you like catch am). * The aboki that sells suya beside our house dey chop Him suya himself these days because even the suya is a suspect (Who wan die?) * Nigeria Police don't arrest People by Themselves anymore, if You commit any Crime just do the arresting by Yourself.(Just Handcuff yourself come station, use ur hand by seelf enter Cell) * My friend is no longer dating our Neighbor's Daughter called BOLA  * YORUBA People in My Area now greet EKU EBOLA O.(I dey answer them EKU BACK TO SENDER).
"Big or small, there's a difference only you can make."
Posted: at 31-07-2014 02:09 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
make i come the laff now? 
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