Why It's Important to Listen Carefully

Osama bin Laden went to heaven and was greeted by George Washington, who slapped him and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive?"
Patrick Henry then approached and punched Osama in the nose. James Madison entered and kicked him in the shin. An angry Thomas Jefferson whacked Osama over the head with a cane.
The thrashing continued as John Randolph, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans came in and unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader.
Suddenly, as Osama lay writhing in unbearable pain, an angel appeared.

"This is not what you promised me," said Osama.

"Come on, Osama," the angel replied. "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in heaven."

I meant American from virginia state and not virgins, you should have listened carefully!!!



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Posted: at 7-10-2009 11:34 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

chi....... omo no let them katch you ooooooooo 
osama in heave.......n

Posted: at 7-10-2009 03:30 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

bad ppl are not in heaven guy

Posted: at 7-10-2009 03:35 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

u die first ....and see if the guy dey there ....den make u con tell me

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Posted: at 7-10-2009 03:38 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

u go first ..i go join u later

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Posted: at 7-10-2009 03:44 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

hmmmmmmm if oasma should come and blow npals now na u cause am oooh

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Posted: at 8-10-2009 02:05 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

make i run comot

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Posted: at 8-10-2009 02:36 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

hmmmmmmm

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Posted: at 8-10-2009 04:42 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

J2sexy,

I think I know why coolguy dey do hmmmmmm all the time. I read his medical report the other time, na one man hammer him for head when he go do PINKO PINKO with hin neighbor's wife. It is as a result of brain damaged he suffer.

How how can one continuee to say hmmmm all day without comment, I fear am, and that GANJA also all of them dey work together for his tiny head.

Make you follow me appeal to am make he quit this thing before he become like oga FAJEK MASEK.

14_Inches

Posted: at 8-10-2009 04:54 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

So J2sexy is a vulture!!!, No be my mouth he go hear that one,

If he hears that you called him vulture, you will have no hiding place on this forum!!!!

Haaa, this thingy don dey over-work be that....
If you need my help to quit, I would be glad to assist you sha...


14_Inches

Posted: at 8-10-2009 05:04 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac