***o boi c trouble oo***

Date: 11-11-2014 9:26 pm (9 years ago) | Author: immortal-jay™
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- at 11-11-2014 09:26 PM (9 years ago)
(m)
i was hanging out alone in a
bush
smoking some hard weed at
around 11pm. I decided to leave
for my place but no taxi on that
route at that time of the night, so i
startd recalling
old
comedie nd started laughing on
my own and I also decided to
hitch
a ride home if possible. It started
raining heavily and suddenly a Range
Rover Jeep
stopped by my
side. I quickly jumped into the
passengers
side and closed the door then the
car started moving, and just
when I was about to say thank you to
the driver, I
discovered
there was no one in the car. I
started to freak out but was too
scared to jump out of a moving
vehicle. When the car got to a
bend, a hand came in through the
driver's window
and turned the
steering wheel. This happened
twice and
on the third time I totally freaked
out, jumped out off the car
screaming and landed in a ditch full of
rain water.
I got up and ran
for my dear life and entered the
nearest bar I found. After
downing 4 bottles of Castle milk
Stout and narrating my ghost
story to anyone who cared to listen,
three guys
just walked into
the same bar all drenched in rain
water. One of them
pointed at me and said, "John,
isn't that the mad man who
entered the car while we were
pushing it...?

***Joke of the Month November 2014***

Posted: at 11-11-2014 09:26 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- brightossy at 12-11-2014 11:37 AM (9 years ago)
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since i knw u na now u post beta joke
Posted: at 12-11-2014 11:37 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- justmak at 12-11-2014 03:38 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: brightossy on 12-11-2014 11:37 AM
since i knw u na now u post beta joke
Grin
Posted: at 12-11-2014 03:38 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- justmak at 12-11-2014 03:42 PM (9 years ago)
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I don well to God be the glory
Posted: at 12-11-2014 03:42 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 12-11-2014 04:09 PM (9 years ago)
(m)
hoihoihoihoihoihoih e don  tey wey I laff like dis for this forum nice 1
Posted: at 12-11-2014 04:09 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- justmak at 12-11-2014 04:30 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 12-11-2014 04:09 PM
hoihoihoihoihoihoih e don  tey wey I laff like dis for this forum nice 1
is OK like that,how your shrine
Posted: at 12-11-2014 04:30 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- alabi22 at 12-11-2014 06:04 PM (9 years ago)
(f)
hehehehehe...nice one justmak (but  u no complete d story naaa...cuz i sure say doz guys go giv u spankings)
Posted: at 12-11-2014 06:04 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- justmak at 12-11-2014 06:54 PM (9 years ago)
(m)
thanx alabi na my house I stop the run oo,as them point me ',I no even pay for w8tin I buy self,my case da ajanni front sha
Posted: at 12-11-2014 06:54 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 12-11-2014 10:18 PM (9 years ago)
(m)
huh Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 12-11-2014 10:18 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 12-11-2014 10:18 PM (9 years ago)
(m)
huh Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 12-11-2014 10:18 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- brightossy at 12-11-2014 10:43 PM (9 years ago)
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if sey i no comment first una for no come out abi?
Posted: at 12-11-2014 10:43 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- justmak at 12-11-2014 11:28 PM (9 years ago)
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thank God say u watch your face b4 you comment 1st tossy
Posted: at 12-11-2014 11:28 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- justmak at 12-11-2014 11:31 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 12-11-2014 08:00 PM
Joke of the month!
[/quote)lets party then
Posted: at 12-11-2014 11:31 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- justmak at 12-11-2014 11:37 PM (9 years ago)
(m)
I da flex tyt,
Posted: at 12-11-2014 11:37 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 13-11-2014 09:14 AM (9 years ago)
(m)
yeye dey smell
Posted: at 13-11-2014 09:14 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 13-11-2014 09:54 AM (9 years ago)
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justmak i owe u chewing gum for making me laff like .... Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 13-11-2014 09:54 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- justmak at 13-11-2014 10:31 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: rakelly on 13-11-2014 09:54 AM
justmak i owe u chewing gum for making me laff like .... Grin Grin Grin
Grin
Posted: at 13-11-2014 10:31 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- justmak at 13-11-2014 10:35 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 13-11-2014 09:14 AM
yeye dey smell
bad belle even when you c me d waka ontop  water you go still say na because I no fit swim,which day u go appreciate peoson zeigbo
Posted: at 13-11-2014 10:35 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- yettyness at 13-11-2014 11:24 AM (9 years ago)
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pb4 remix...
Posted: at 13-11-2014 11:24 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- justmak at 13-11-2014 11:41 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: yettyness on 13-11-2014 11:24 AM
pb4 remix...
thank God say na remix,,,,,,bad belle
Posted: at 13-11-2014 11:41 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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