Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first one to go into the pearly gates and meet "God".
"Hello Sarah, it is so nice to see you here" God said to her. "Please make yourself at home and do whatever you want. Slide down the rainbows, sleep on the clouds, just have fun. BUT DON'T Step on the ducks" God said. "We love and cherish ducks here".
So, Sarah goes on her merry way and enjoys herself. Until OPPS! She steps on a duck. Suddenly the ugliest, most hideous man pops up and Sarah realized she must spend the rest of her life with him.
Next, Olivia goes into the pearly gates and God tells her the same thing. "Do whatever you want, just DON'T step on the ducks". So, Olivia goes on her way and OPPS! She steps on a duck. And she, too has to spend the rest of her life with a ugly, hideous man.
The last friend, Jenn, goes to meet and God and he tells her the same thing. "DON'T STEP on the ducks".
Finally, a few weeks lateer, Olivia and Sarah are with their ugly men and they run into Jenn. And Jenn is with the most gorgeous guy that anyone had seen.
"How did you get so lucky and have such a hot guy"? Sarah asked her.
And the gorgeous guy looks up and says "I stepped on a Duck"!
i blaze...so dnt hate
Posted: at 15-10-2009 03:32 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
coolguys235 at 15-10-2009 03:42 PM (15 years ago) (m)
that means jenn is the most wowo girl chei!!!!
Geoin4matic Engineer ..
Posted: at 15-10-2009 03:42 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
federico at 15-10-2009 10:55 PM (15 years ago) (m)
Quote from: METRIX on 15-10-2009 03:32 PM
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first one to go into the pearly gates and meet "God".
"Hello Sarah, it is so nice to see you here" God said to her. "Please make yourself at home and do whatever you want. Slide down the rainbows, sleep on the clouds, just have fun. BUT DON'T Step on the ducks" God said. "We love and cherish ducks here".
So, Sarah goes on her merry way and enjoys herself. Until OPPS! She steps on a duck. Suddenly the ugliest, most hideous man pops up and Sarah realized she must spend the rest of her life with him.
Next, Olivia goes into the pearly gates and God tells her the same thing. "Do whatever you want, just DON'T step on the ducks". So, Olivia goes on her way and OPPS! She steps on a duck. And she, too has to spend the rest of her life with a ugly, hideous man.
The last friend, Jenn, goes to meet and God and he tells her the same thing. "DON'T STEP on the ducks".
Finally, a few weeks lateer, Olivia and Sarah are with their ugly men and they run into Jenn. And Jenn is with the most gorgeous guy that anyone had seen.
"How did you get so lucky and have such a hot guy"? Sarah asked her.
And the gorgeous guy looks up and says "I stepped on a Duck"!
sorry man,i post this joke b4
Posted: at 15-10-2009 10:55 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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