I need a proof

anybody wey giv us sh*t
we go giv am sh*t
anybody wey talki sh*t
e go geti sh*t
like BRIGHTOSSY e go get
e go geti sh*t
one thousand bucket full of sh*t
we go giv am sh*t
plenty plenty sh*t

Akpos goes to a store for groceries. He finds cat food at a very
special low price. He buys a dozen cans of cat food. The manager
sees this and thinks that Akpos probably doesn't own a cat and
he might give the cat food to his children. He goes to Akpos and
ask him to bring the cat as proof for him to buy the cat food.
Akpos goes and bring his cat and the manager lets him buy the
dozen cans.
A few days later Akpos finds dog food at a low lower price. He
buys a dozen cans of dog food. Again the manager wants proof
that he owns the dog. Akpos goes to get his dog and the
manager lets him buy.
A few days later Akpos goes to the store carrying a bag. He ask
the manager to put his hand in the bag and feel what is inside.
After feeling what's in the bag the manager says, "What the
f***? What is this? Is this sh*t?" Akpos nodded and replied, "Yes
I wanted to buy toilet paper and I don't want you to send me
back for proof again.