disclaimer: May not be funny to u, so dont get anoyd if u didnt laff
a pastor is invited to pray for a basketball team just b4 a match
pastor: No weapon fashioned against thee shall prosper, hw u doin my brodas?
Basket ball coach : Boys come ova
Pastor: God bless these baskets balls...lets bow our heads please
God is gooood, God is grrreeaatt
Thank you for this game we are abt to recieve, cuz we are abt to get a Million
Thank you for the food we are abt to reee...emm..no dats the wrong prayer
Basket ball coach: Damn it!!! [rumples face]
Pastor: God we ask you to give us the strenght and everything to go our way on the court
and if dat cannot happen, GODDDD [stamps feets 2wice]
we ask that you injure some key players on the other team, not so that they get
seriously injured, but that they are slowed down, like the trafic jam the
that occurs everyday in lagos when eva there is heavy rainnnn
down pour, so that my friends here, will win this game..
Basket ball coach: Ameennnnnn!!
Pastor: cuz we know dat u Goddd, loves a winner [stamps feet nd runs arnd]
can i get an amen?
Basket ball coach: Ameennnnnn!!
and players
Pastor: i'm gonna need your offerings really quick
Basket ball coach: Whatt!!!, we are on the court just abt to play our match in a couple of seconds
and players
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why not find another thing doing than all these shits......if u dont av anything doing jus tell me and i will give u one....u can go to the zoo...there u can make enough money from people coming to watch you live and direct....
Posted: at 24-10-2009 05:31 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming |
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