basket ball prayer (Page 3)

Date: 17-10-2009 4:30 pm (15 years ago) | Author: z4 Beamer
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- Toks-E at 24-10-2009 06:39 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Raybigboy on 24-10-2009 05:31 PM
Quote from: Toks-E on 17-10-2009 04:30 PM
disclaimer:  May not be funny to u, so dont get anoyd if u didnt laff

a pastor is invited to pray for a basketball team just b4 a match

pastor:                     No weapon fashioned against thee shall prosper, hw u doin my brodas?

Basket ball coach :     Boys come ova

Pastor:                     God bless these baskets balls...lets bow our heads please
                               God is gooood, God is grrreeaatt
                               Thank you for this game we are abt to recieve, cuz we are abt to get a Million
                               Thank you for the food we are abt to reee...emm..no dats the wrong prayer

Basket ball coach:     Damn it!!! [rumples face]

Pastor:                    God we ask you to give us the strenght and everything to go our way on the court
                              and if dat cannot happen, GODDDD [stamps feets 2wice]
                              we ask that you injure some key players on the other team, not so that they get
                              seriously injured, but that they are slowed down, like the trafic jam the
                              that occurs everyday in lagos when eva there is heavy rainnnn
                              down pour, so that my friends here, will win this game..

Basket ball coach:     Ameennnnnn!!

Pastor:                    cuz we know dat u Goddd, loves a winner [stamps feet nd runs arnd]
                              can i get an amen?

Basket ball coach:     Ameennnnnn!!
and players

Pastor:                    i'm gonna need your offerings really quick

Basket ball coach:     Whatt!!!, we are on the court just abt to play our match in a couple of seconds
and players



NB:      Its my original art wrk, so therefore, No copywriting, fotocopying, dubbing, re-posting, trans-posing etc
           Voilators will be prosecuted accordingly
                           


why not find another thing doing than all these shits......if u dont av anything doing jus tell me and i will give u one....u can go to the zoo...there u can make enough money from people coming to watch you live and direct....

ok, ur yabbin sounds cooler nd betta dan ursef sha
Posted: at 24-10-2009 06:39 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- xter at 24-10-2009 11:23 PM (15 years ago)
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LOL
Posted: at 24-10-2009 11:23 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Toks-E at 25-10-2009 01:59 AM (15 years ago)
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Grin Grin
Posted: at 25-10-2009 01:59 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 25-10-2009 02:26 AM (15 years ago)
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good
Posted: at 25-10-2009 02:26 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 25-10-2009 07:41 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Raybigboy on 24-10-2009 05:31 PM
Quote from: Toks-E on 17-10-2009 04:30 PM
disclaimer:  May not be funny to u, so dont get anoyd if u didnt laff

a pastor is invited to pray for a basketball team just b4 a match

pastor:                     No weapon fashioned against thee shall prosper, hw u doin my brodas?

Basket ball coach :     Boys come ova

Pastor:                     God bless these baskets balls...lets bow our heads please
                               God is gooood, God is grrreeaatt
                               Thank you for this game we are abt to recieve, cuz we are abt to get a Million
                               Thank you for the food we are abt to reee...emm..no dats the wrong prayer

Basket ball coach:     Damn it!!! [rumples face]

Pastor:                    God we ask you to give us the strenght and everything to go our way on the court
                              and if dat cannot happen, GODDDD [stamps feets 2wice]
                              we ask that you injure some key players on the other team, not so that they get
                              seriously injured, but that they are slowed down, like the trafic jam the
                              that occurs everyday in lagos when eva there is heavy rainnnn
                              down pour, so that my friends here, will win this game..

Basket ball coach:     Ameennnnnn!!

Pastor:                    cuz we know dat u Goddd, loves a winner [stamps feet nd runs arnd]
                              can i get an amen?

Basket ball coach:     Ameennnnnn!!
and players

Pastor:                    i'm gonna need your offerings really quick

Basket ball coach:     Whatt!!!, we are on the court just abt to play our match in a couple of seconds
and players



NB:      Its my original art wrk, so therefore, No copywriting, fotocopying, dubbing, re-posting, trans-posing etc
           Voilators will be prosecuted accordingly
                           


why not find another thing doing than all these shits......if u dont av anything doing jus tell me and i will give u one....u can go to the zoo...there u can make enough money from people coming to watch you live and direct....
explain why u said that.
Posted: at 25-10-2009 07:41 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 25-10-2009 07:44 AM (15 years ago)
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to u or who?
Posted: at 25-10-2009 07:44 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 25-10-2009 07:45 AM (15 years ago)
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to the house
Posted: at 25-10-2009 07:45 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 25-10-2009 08:06 AM (15 years ago)
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which house? assembly or congress
Posted: at 25-10-2009 08:06 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Toks-E at 25-10-2009 06:39 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on 25-10-2009 07:41 AM
Quote from: Raybigboy on 24-10-2009 05:31 PM
Quote from: Toks-E on 17-10-2009 04:30 PM
disclaimer:  May not be funny to u, so dont get anoyd if u didnt laff

a pastor is invited to pray for a basketball team just b4 a match

pastor:                     No weapon fashioned against thee shall prosper, hw u doin my brodas?

Basket ball coach :     Boys come ova

Pastor:                     God bless these baskets balls...lets bow our heads please
                               God is gooood, God is grrreeaatt
                               Thank you for this game we are abt to recieve, cuz we are abt to get a Million
                               Thank you for the food we are abt to reee...emm..no dats the wrong prayer

Basket ball coach:     Damn it!!! [rumples face]

Pastor:                    God we ask you to give us the strenght and everything to go our way on the court
                              and if dat cannot happen, GODDDD [stamps feets 2wice]
                              we ask that you injure some key players on the other team, not so that they get
                              seriously injured, but that they are slowed down, like the trafic jam the
                              that occurs everyday in lagos when eva there is heavy rainnnn
                              down pour, so that my friends here, will win this game..

Basket ball coach:     Ameennnnnn!!

Pastor:                    cuz we know dat u Goddd, loves a winner [stamps feet nd runs arnd]
                              can i get an amen?

Basket ball coach:     Ameennnnnn!!
and players

Pastor:                    i'm gonna need your offerings really quick

Basket ball coach:     Whatt!!!, we are on the court just abt to play our match in a couple of seconds
and players



NB:      Its my original art wrk, so therefore, No copywriting, fotocopying, dubbing, re-posting, trans-posing etc
           Voilators will be prosecuted accordingly
                           


why not find another thing doing than all these shits......if u dont av anything doing jus tell me and i will give u one....u can go to the zoo...there u can make enough money from people coming to watch you live and direct....
explain why u said that.

no mind am oo
Posted: at 25-10-2009 06:39 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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