basket ball prayer (Page 3)

disclaimer:  May not be funny to u, so dont get anoyd if u didnt laff

a pastor is invited to pray for a basketball team just b4 a match

pastor:                     No weapon fashioned against thee shall prosper, hw u doin my brodas?

Basket ball coach :     Boys come ova

Pastor:                     God bless these baskets balls...lets bow our heads please
                               God is gooood, God is grrreeaatt
                               Thank you for this game we are abt to recieve, cuz we are abt to get a Million
                               Thank you for the food we are abt to reee...emm..no dats the wrong prayer

Basket ball coach:     Damn it!!! [rumples face]

Pastor:                    God we ask you to give us the strenght and everything to go our way on the court
                              and if dat cannot happen, GODDDD [stamps feets 2wice]
                              we ask that you injure some key players on the other team, not so that they get
                              seriously injured, but that they are slowed down, like the trafic jam the
                              that occurs everyday in lagos when eva there is heavy rainnnn
                              down pour, so that my friends here, will win this game..

Basket ball coach:     Ameennnnnn!!

Pastor:                    cuz we know dat u Goddd, loves a winner [stamps feet nd runs arnd]
                              can i get an amen?

Basket ball coach:     Ameennnnnn!!
and players

Pastor:                    i'm gonna need your offerings really quick

Basket ball coach:     Whatt!!!, we are on the court just abt to play our match in a couple of seconds
and players



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