THIS IS MY STORY
i be handsome guy; the kind wey woman go
fit trip for so tey dem go lose their balance.
For Okija my village that time, I know how
many girls don enter my trap nah! But since
way I don born again I no dey run that kind
parole again. Na person way I go fit marry I
dey find now.
I kuku know book when I dey secondary
school. Na first I dey carry every time. I
finish secondary kon write Jamb for 2009
Na since then Jamb don begin jam me o. No
be say I no dey pass JAMB, but the thing be
say na Melecin (Medicine) I wan read by
force by fire. If I get 280 na that time cut off
mark go be 281. Na UNIBEN I choose for my
first JAMB. Those yeye people kon go dey
offer me Botany say because I no reach cut
off.
Na my second JAMB funny pass. I beat cut
off wella; I score 292. I don even brag say
nothing dey happen I dey get admission that
year. I begin dey do cho, cho, cho up and
down so tey I go tell people wey no ask me
wetin I get. Na Unilag I choose that year. I
kukuma get people for Lagos wey I fit dey
live with. Dem say na 285 be cut off mark. Me don
kuku tidy cut off mark. Wet in remain nah?
Wetin fit stop me from getting admission this
year again? Post Jamb? Make I hear am.
Post Jamb wey start 2005? Guy, na 2010
matter be this o. Me don enter Melecin dis
year already, nothing fit stop me.
I even go do testimony for church. Kon see
how I just they jam tok for church. I just dey
add things wey no happen so tey I tok say I
do 3 months fasting and prayer for Mountain
of Fire before the exam. Me wey neva step
MFM dumult.
As I dey tok tok up and down na im I go
jamtok o. When my guy tell me say make I
dey pray about admission na im I provoke o.
"Uche, shut up your mouth! Wetin I need
pray about wen be say I don beat cut off
mark?" I yell on top my guy.
"MAK, na one dream I dream o. I dream
say one bird dey drag your admission letter
with you and the she bird finally succeed o.
The thing chop am for mouth dey fly go."
I laugh. E too funny. Na den I kon jamtok
say, "Even if dem go heaven go do admission
I go get am. Baba God sef nor fit stop me
from having Melecin."
To my surprise next day dem tok say dem
don release admission list o. That time I still
be novice for browsing. I carry Uche go cafe
make im helep me check my status. To my
surprise my name nor dey list. Which kind
thing be this? Hot mess begin dey comot . I
tell Uche say whether Na the Cafe no good.
Uche tell me say I dey craze.
Na so I see am o. Admission no show.
Shame no go gree me stay Okija. Na
travelling to Lasgidi go sure pass o. Make I
go Unilag go rake for them there. As I reach
Unilag them show me the new cut off mark.
Na 1 mark remain make I meet am. The
Prof. wey I meet there say nothing wey im fit
do o, because him be don use him slot
finish.
Them give me Fishery later sha.
"Who go do that kind course?" I laugh. Uncle
tok say e better make I go meet fishermen
for marina make them put me through before
I go go for the course finally.
"Tufiakwa!" I shouted. "Over my dead body."
Since that time I no just show for village o.
How I go take withstand the leering eyes of
all those villagers wey think say true true I
don enter school If den still see me around
wetin dem go begin yarn? thrash?
Walai Talai Lasgidi nor easy o. E never even
reach 2 weeks before my uncle ask me say
make I go find one work dey do to survive.
Wen I dey village I think say na mansion
Uncle Chike dey live ni o. Walahi if I no say
Na face me I face you I for no come here at
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