The Newly Wed

Date: 31-10-2009 9:27 am (15 years ago) | Author: Sill Baby
- at 31-10-2009 09:27 AM (15 years ago)
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A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband

laid down some rules. "I'll be home when I want, if I want,

and at what time I want," he insisted. "And, I don't expect

any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on

the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go

hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies

whenever I want. Those are my rules," he said. "Any

comments?" His new bride replied, "No, that's fine with me.

But, just understand that there'll be sex here at seven

o'clock every night... whether you're here or not."

Posted: at 31-10-2009 09:27 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- vbyz299 at 31-10-2009 09:48 AM (15 years ago)
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Nice 1.d man wil make lv to the walls in d wife's nt around
Posted: at 31-10-2009 09:48 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- neossha at 31-10-2009 10:15 AM (15 years ago)
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lmao
smart wife.
Posted: at 31-10-2009 10:15 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- vbyz299 at 31-10-2009 10:29 AM (15 years ago)
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Come to think of it watz d meaning of imao
Posted: at 31-10-2009 10:29 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- vbyz299 at 31-10-2009 10:30 AM (15 years ago)
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Come to think of it watz d meaning of imao
Posted: at 31-10-2009 10:30 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 31-10-2009 11:20 AM (15 years ago)
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It means laffing my ass off.
@poster. Gud one but posted b4. Grin
Posted: at 31-10-2009 11:20 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- vbyz299 at 31-10-2009 11:41 AM (15 years ago)
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Thanks man u re 1 of a kind
Posted: at 31-10-2009 11:41 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 31-10-2009 11:43 AM (15 years ago)
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Ur welcome.
Posted: at 31-10-2009 11:43 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- kemoprosper at 31-10-2009 12:44 PM (15 years ago)
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good one.
Posted: at 31-10-2009 12:44 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Raybigboy at 31-10-2009 05:05 PM (15 years ago)
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imao
Posted: at 31-10-2009 05:05 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 31-10-2009 06:11 PM (15 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 31-10-2009 06:11 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- dimejikemi at 31-10-2009 07:50 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Posted: at 31-10-2009 07:50 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neossha at 31-10-2009 08:18 PM (15 years ago)
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kemmy watz wiv d hmmm
Posted: at 31-10-2009 08:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 31-10-2009 09:52 PM (15 years ago)
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Hmmmer
Posted: at 31-10-2009 09:52 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 1-11-2009 01:38 AM (15 years ago)
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nonsense
Posted: at 1-11-2009 01:38 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 1-11-2009 08:31 AM (15 years ago)
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Ok Grin
Posted: at 1-11-2009 08:31 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- brizio at 1-11-2009 12:14 PM (15 years ago)
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ashawo
Posted: at 1-11-2009 12:14 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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