Why Children shouldn't witness Child Birth....

Date: 04-11-2009 2:32 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Christiantus Osuagwu
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- at 4-11-2009 02:32 PM (15 years ago)
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Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
 
The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Aisha, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Aisha did as she was asked.
 
Aisha mom pushed and pushed, and after a little while the baby was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. The baby began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Aisha for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
 
Aisha quickly responded, 'He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place........ smack his ass again.'

Posted: at 4-11-2009 02:32 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
- just2sexy at 4-11-2009 02:35 PM (15 years ago)
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You see wetin absenteeism dey cause.? Posted, reposted, deposted, unposted, interposted b4
Posted: at 4-11-2009 02:35 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- neossha at 4-11-2009 02:37 PM (15 years ago)
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 Smiley Wink Cheesy Grin Angry Sad Shocked Cool Huh? Roll Eyes Tongue Embarrassed Lips Sealed Undecided Kiss :'(
choose any one u want.
Posted: at 4-11-2009 02:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 4-11-2009 02:38 PM (15 years ago)
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for where?.....
Posted: at 4-11-2009 02:38 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 4-11-2009 02:42 PM (15 years ago)
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She mean her boobs or her tot2 ?
Posted: at 4-11-2009 02:42 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- neossha at 4-11-2009 02:57 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on  4-11-2009 02:42 PM
She mean her boobs or her tot2 ?
u're sick
Posted: at 4-11-2009 02:57 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 4-11-2009 03:02 PM (15 years ago)
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Of wat?
Posted: at 4-11-2009 03:02 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Bomber at 4-11-2009 03:03 PM (15 years ago)
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Crazinjaetis
Posted: at 4-11-2009 03:03 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neossha at 4-11-2009 03:05 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Bomber on  4-11-2009 03:03 PM
Crazinjaetis
u got d word hon. Smiley
Posted: at 4-11-2009 03:05 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 4-11-2009 03:12 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on  4-11-2009 02:42 PM
She mean her boobs or her tot2 ?

I choose the left one Grin
Posted: at 4-11-2009 03:12 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kristiantus at 4-11-2009 03:14 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: teeco on  4-11-2009 03:12 PM
Quote from: just2sexy on  4-11-2009 02:42 PM
She mean her boobs or her tot2 ?

I choose the left one Grin
na the one wey i wan choose be dat... give me the left one plzzz....
Posted: at 4-11-2009 03:14 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Bomber at 4-11-2009 03:16 PM (15 years ago)
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make una no drag am, i go do for everybody
Posted: at 4-11-2009 03:16 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neossha at 4-11-2009 03:17 PM (15 years ago)
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una 2 dey crase wetin una dey choose.
@bomber na u crase pass Shocked
Posted: at 4-11-2009 03:17 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 4-11-2009 03:23 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: neossha on  4-11-2009 03:17 PM
una 2 dey crase wetin una dey choose.
@bomber na u crase pass Shocked
no you say make we choose anything wey we want?...
Posted: at 4-11-2009 03:23 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 4-11-2009 03:51 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: neossha on  4-11-2009 03:17 PM
una 2 dey crase wetin una dey choose.
@bomber na u crase pass Shocked

 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 4-11-2009 03:51 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MrDon at 4-11-2009 07:06 PM (15 years ago)
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hahahahahah.... the paramedic shld have told little Aisha that he did not crawl there,he  was put there..lolz,,,
Posted: at 4-11-2009 07:06 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- add12 at 4-11-2009 07:21 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: MrDon on  4-11-2009 07:06 PM
hahahahahah.... the paramedic shld have told little Aisha that he did not crawl there,he  was put there..lolz,,,
she should have told her that dad put the babe in  there  Cheesy
Posted: at 4-11-2009 07:21 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 4-11-2009 07:25 PM (15 years ago)
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.
Posted: at 4-11-2009 07:25 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- add12 at 4-11-2009 07:28 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin dad is nice
Posted: at 4-11-2009 07:28 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 4-11-2009 07:31 PM (15 years ago)
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ok, i didnt know that am nice
Posted: at 4-11-2009 07:31 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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