prettyb4eva at 12-11-2009 03:18 PM (15 years ago) (f)
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, there’s three kinds of Bosom s. In her twenties, a women’s Bosom s are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bi...t. After fifty, they are like onions.”Onions?”“Yes, you see them and they make you cry”This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, “Mum, how many kinds of ‘willies’ are there?”The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, “Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree,mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree.”“A Christmas tree?”“Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only”
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Posted: at 12-11-2009 03:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
iphie at 12-11-2009 03:26 PM (15 years ago) (f)
bad girl, naughty gal, be ready 4 trouble
Posted: at 12-11-2009 03:26 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply MrDon at 12-11-2009 03:30 PM (15 years ago) (m)
9. Women have holes
nice pretty...makes me laugh
Posted: at 12-11-2009 03:30 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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iphie pls i dont want ur trouble i beg
Posted: at 12-11-2009 03:33 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply neossha at 12-11-2009 03:35 PM (15 years ago) (f)
nyc one
Posted: at 12-11-2009 03:35 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply yinkaolu_1 at 12-11-2009 03:41 PM (15 years ago) (m)
ok
Posted: at 12-11-2009 03:41 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Gbravo at 12-11-2009 04:18 PM (15 years ago) (m)
keep off
Posted: at 12-11-2009 04:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Doshe at 12-11-2009 04:39 PM (15 years ago) (m)
me i no fellow
Posted: at 12-11-2009 04:39 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply teeco at 12-11-2009 04:57 PM (15 years ago) (m)
you try
Posted: at 12-11-2009 04:57 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply just2sexy at 12-11-2009 07:21 PM (15 years ago) (m)
Nah now dis newbie don dey post better joke
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
Posted: at 12-11-2009 07:21 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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LOL
nice one there
Posted: at 12-11-2009 07:24 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply just2sexy at 12-11-2009 07:31 PM (15 years ago) (m)
Ok
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
Posted: at 12-11-2009 07:31 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply Sheenor at 13-11-2009 01:28 AM (15 years ago) (m)
bad pikin..
I hav jst 3 things to teach: simplicity, patience, compassion. These three are yourgreatest treasure
Posted: at 13-11-2009 01:28 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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good pikin
Geoin4matic Engineer ..
Posted: at 13-11-2009 02:04 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply xter at 13-11-2009 04:33 AM (15 years ago) (m)
good joke
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza
Posted: at 13-11-2009 04:33 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply teeco at 13-11-2009 10:51 AM (15 years ago) (m)
Nah now dis newbie don dey post better joke
Na trouble you dey look for soo Ooo
Posted: at 13-11-2009 10:51 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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seriously just2sexy ure very unstable and 1 more tin there is notin sexy abt u
Posted: at 13-11-2009 11:31 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply just2sexy at 13-11-2009 11:40 AM (15 years ago) (m)
seriously just2sexy ure very unstable and 1 more tin there is notin sexy abt u
If u like me, just visit my profile! I knw a good joke when i see one... And this is a good joke!!
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
Posted: at 13-11-2009 11:40 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply teeco at 13-11-2009 11:40 AM (15 years ago) (m)
seriously just2sexy ure very unstable and 1 more tin there is notin sexy abt u
hehehehe shey I tell you
Posted: at 13-11-2009 11:40 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply just2sexy at 13-11-2009 11:43 AM (15 years ago) (m)
No mind this newbie! She wan saik me.. If she like me, make she mail me her no
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
Posted: at 13-11-2009 11:43 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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