"Lord, I know you created me and have provided for me and surrounded me with this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, but I'm just not happy" "Why is that, Adam?", comes the reply. "Lord, I know you created this place for me, with all this lovely food and all of the beautiful animals, but I am lonely." "Well Adam, in that case I have the perfect solution. I shall create a 'woman' for you." "What's a 'woman', Lord?" "This 'woman' will be the most intelligent, sensitive, caring, and beautiful creature I have ever created. She will be so intelligent that she can figure out what you want before you want it. She will be so sensitive and caring that she will know your every mood and how to make you happy. Her beauty will rival that of the heavens and earth. She will unquestioningly care for your every need and desire. She will be the perfect companion for you", replies the heavenly voice. "Sounds great". "She will be, but this is going to cost you, Adam". " "How much will this 'woman' cost me Lord?", Adam replies. " "She'll cost you your right arm, your right leg, an eye, an ear, and your left testicle." Adam ponders this for some time, with a look of deep thought and concern on his face. Finally Adam says to God: "Ehhh, what can I get for a rib?"[/b][/i][/size]" target="_blank">http://[size=12pt][i][b]One day, after a near eternity in the Garden of Eden, Adam calls out to God: "Lord, I have a problem." "What's the problem, Adam?", God replies. "Lord, I know you created me and have provided for me and surrounded me with this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, but I'm just not happy" "Why is that, Adam?", comes the reply. "Lord, I know you created this place for me, with all this lovely food and all of the beautiful animals, but I am lonely." "Well Adam, in that case I have the perfect solution. I shall create a 'woman' for you." "What's a 'woman', Lord?" "This 'woman' will be the most intelligent, sensitive, caring, and beautiful creature I have ever created. She will be so intelligent that she can figure out what you want before you want it. She will be so sensitive and caring that she will know your every mood and how to make you happy. Her beauty will rival that of the heavens and earth. She will unquestioningly care for your every need and desire. She will be the perfect companion for you", replies the heavenly voice. "Sounds great". "She will be, but this is going to cost you, Adam". " "How much will this 'woman' cost me Lord?", Adam replies. " "She'll cost you your right arm, your right leg, an eye, an ear, and your left testicle." Adam ponders this for some time, with a look of deep thought and concern on his face. Finally Adam says to God: "Ehhh, what can I get for a rib?"[/b][/i][/size]
Posted: at 16-11-2009 02:43 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
coolguys235 at 16-11-2009 02:48 AM (14 years ago) (m)
wetin be this ...
Geoin4matic Engineer ..
Posted: at 16-11-2009 02:48 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
LadyBig2009 at 17-11-2009 08:20 PM (14 years ago) (f)
Mr "Don", unfortunately when i wanted to send the joke...a error occured....and later i found out nothing was actually posted...which seemed to be too funny....and i laughed more than the actual joke...so this one is the biggest joke i had....and i am still laughing...u c to that?? and when coolguy came and asked wtin be dis?? that made it the most funniest part coz up to this point i never knew nothing was in it.....WHO LAUGH LAST LAUGH BEST.....AND I AM STILL LAUGHING.....AND IF U HAVE GOOD EARS U COULD HEAR ME NOW....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Posted: at 17-11-2009 08:20 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
LadyBig2009 at 19-11-2009 10:39 AM (14 years ago) (f)
hahahahahaaha...yeah of course...it makes me stay fresh and younger looking....ppl always think i am between 17 and 21...but i pass that since....so always laugh...and i am still laughing.....HAHAHAHAHAHAA
Posted: at 19-11-2009 10:39 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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