The Prison

Date: 05-12-2009 3:22 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Chioma Echerenwa Nancy
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- at 5-12-2009 03:22 PM (15 years ago)
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 :DThe bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY! Grin Grin

Posted: at 5-12-2009 03:22 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- teeco at 5-12-2009 03:32 PM (15 years ago)
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chei Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-12-2009 03:32 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ogala at 5-12-2009 03:46 PM (15 years ago)
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like this.nice one
Posted: at 5-12-2009 03:46 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- federico at 5-12-2009 05:18 PM (15 years ago)
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BUT WE HAVE BEEN TOLD THE STORY B4
Posted: at 5-12-2009 05:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 5-12-2009 06:15 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: teeco on  5-12-2009 03:32 PM
chei Grin Grin Grin

u dey do as if  u never see the joke b4...anyway sha  make i chei!!! Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-12-2009 06:15 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 5-12-2009 09:26 PM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 5-12-2009 09:26 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 6-12-2009 01:30 AM (15 years ago)
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old joke
Posted: at 6-12-2009 01:30 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 6-12-2009 01:54 AM (15 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 6-12-2009 01:54 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- quinzy at 6-12-2009 02:12 AM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin ;Dcool one girl
Posted: at 6-12-2009 02:12 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- federico at 6-12-2009 09:31 AM (15 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 6-12-2009 09:31 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mercyeka at 9-12-2009 10:46 AM (15 years ago)
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yee! seriously, dis is an old joke.  stop recycling
Posted: at 9-12-2009 10:46 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- coolguys235 at 9-12-2009 10:51 AM (15 years ago)
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eka abadie
Posted: at 9-12-2009 10:51 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 9-12-2009 11:33 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: coolguys235 on  5-12-2009 06:15 PM
Quote from: teeco on  5-12-2009 03:32 PM
chei Grin Grin Grin

u dey do as if  u never see the joke b4...anyway sha  make i chei!!! Grin Grin Grin

me no see this one b4 Ooo
Posted: at 9-12-2009 11:33 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 9-12-2009 11:37 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: mercyeka on  9-12-2009 10:46 AM
yee! seriously, dis is an old joke.  stop recycling

even newbie knw say nah old joke be dis
Posted: at 9-12-2009 11:37 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- KleverC at 9-12-2009 04:24 PM (15 years ago)
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commot dat "C" from ur name poster
Posted: at 9-12-2009 04:24 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 9-12-2009 04:27 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on  9-12-2009 11:37 AM
Quote from: mercyeka on  9-12-2009 10:46 AM
yee! seriously, dis is an old joke.  stop recycling

even newbie knw say nah old joke be dis


 Grin ok OO
Posted: at 9-12-2009 04:27 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- KleverC at 9-12-2009 04:32 PM (15 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 9-12-2009 04:32 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jotax at 9-12-2009 04:49 PM (15 years ago)
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dirty joke!
Posted: at 9-12-2009 04:49 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- KleverC at 9-12-2009 05:10 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: jotax on  9-12-2009 04:49 PM
dirty joke!
newbie talk say na dirty joke
Posted: at 9-12-2009 05:10 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 9-12-2009 06:57 PM (15 years ago)
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Nah ur babe nah. The C nah unah family name Grin Grin
Posted: at 9-12-2009 06:57 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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