ScEnArIoS (Police Story) (Page 5)

Date: 11-12-2009 12:31 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Oyez
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- oyez at 15-12-2009 03:08 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: sweetrae on 15-12-2009 03:05 PM
Quote from: oyez on 15-12-2009 02:59 PM
Quote from: sweetrae on 15-12-2009 02:11 PM
Quote from: oyez on 15-12-2009 09:05 AM
hahaha..funny stuff...Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
however, phyuk d USA police esp. cincinnati police department!! 
really? did u get a speeding ticket?
not 'a' speedin' ticket...4 in 3 months time!!!
aww...u must be a ruff rider then...can u believe i got a speeding ticket for doing 60 on a 40 lane? guess what i was riding...a bicycle.
mmm, i'm a smooth operator  Wink
i believe u...i bet u was ridin' a Radio Flyer Trike...dem things can gooooooo..... Tongue Grin Grin
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yea right..smooth operator indeed...4 tickets in 3 months.. Tongue
i wonder what u'l get if u wasnt a smooth operator...they'll prolly make u a ticket printer lmao  Cheesy
[/quote]
captain of ticket printers... Cheesy Cheesy Wink
[/quote]
now u got me wishing u was a police officer with a horsewhip  Shocked...coming to handcuff me to the back of ur patrol van Cool...lock me up baby Wink...throw the keys away   Kiss
[/quote]
horsewhip, huh?..dat makes me 'mount'ed officer  Wink...guess i have to ride u all d way to d station... Tongue Tongue
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yea babie..mount me, ride me rougly like a rodeo, i wanna be trapped in ur cell, i'm guilty as charged n ready to discharged  Wink Kiss
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shut up!...nd cum with me!... Tongue Tongue Tongue Wink Kiss
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woah! hol' up..i'm cumming with u...what's my offence anyway? coz i wanna commit the same crime over and over again
Posted: at 15-12-2009 03:08 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sweetrae at 15-12-2009 09:58 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: oyez on 15-12-2009 03:08 PM
Quote from: sweetrae on 15-12-2009 03:05 PM
Quote from: oyez on 15-12-2009 02:59 PM
Quote from: sweetrae on 15-12-2009 02:11 PM
Quote from: oyez on 15-12-2009 09:05 AM
hahaha..funny stuff...Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
however, phyuk d USA police esp. cincinnati police department!! 
really? did u get a speeding ticket?
not 'a' speedin' ticket...4 in 3 months time!!!

Packin' Heat!
carryin a concealed nd load weapon Tongue Tongue... Grin...which, if u r found guilty (i'm sure u will be) Wink...is a guaranteed mandatory LIFE sentence of hard labor without d possibility of parole!... Grin Grin
aww...u must be a ruff rider then...can u believe i got a speeding ticket for doing 60 on a 40 lane? guess what i was riding...a bicycle.
mmm, i'm a smooth operator  Wink
i believe u...i bet u was ridin' a Radio Flyer Trike...dem things can gooooooo..... Tongue Grin Grin
yea right..smooth operator indeed...4 tickets in 3 months.. Tongue
i wonder what u'l get if u wasnt a smooth operator...they'll prolly make u a ticket printer lmao  Cheesy
[/quote]
captain of ticket printers... Cheesy Cheesy Wink
[/quote]
now u got me wishing u was a police officer with a horsewhip  Shocked...coming to handcuff me to the back of ur patrol van Cool...lock me up baby Wink...throw the keys away   Kiss
[/quote]
horsewhip, huh?..dat makes me 'mount'ed officer  Wink...guess i have to ride u all d way to d station... Tongue Tongue
[/quote]

yea babie..mount me, ride me rougly like a rodeo, i wanna be trapped in ur cell, i'm guilty as charged n ready to discharged  Wink Kiss
[/quote]

shut up!...nd cum with me!... Tongue Tongue Tongue Wink Kiss
[/quote]

woah! hol' up..i'm cumming with u...what's my offence anyway? coz i wanna commit the same crime over and over again
[/quote]
Posted: at 15-12-2009 09:58 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sweetrae at 15-12-2009 10:00 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: sweetrae on 15-12-2009 09:58 PM
Quote from: oyez on 15-12-2009 03:08 PM
Quote from: sweetrae on 15-12-2009 03:05 PM
Quote from: oyez on 15-12-2009 02:59 PM
Quote from: sweetrae on 15-12-2009 02:11 PM
Quote from: oyez on 15-12-2009 09:05 AM
hahaha..funny stuff...Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
however, phyuk d USA police esp. cincinnati police department!! 
really? did u get a speeding ticket?
not 'a' speedin' ticket...4 in 3 months time!!!

Packin' Heat!
carryin a concealed nd load weapon Tongue Tongue... Grin...which, if u r found guilty (i'm sure u will be) Wink...is a guaranteed mandatory LIFE sentence of hard labor without d possibility of parole!... Grin Grin
aww...u must be a ruff rider then...can u believe i got a speeding ticket for doing 60 on a 40 lane? guess what i was riding...a bicycle.
mmm, i'm a smooth operator  Wink
i believe u...i bet u was ridin' a Radio Flyer Trike...dem things can gooooooo..... Tongue Grin Grin
yea right..smooth operator indeed...4 tickets in 3 months.. Tongue
i wonder what u'l get if u wasnt a smooth operator...they'll prolly make u a ticket printer lmao  Cheesy
captain of ticket printers... Cheesy Cheesy Wink
[/quote]
now u got me wishing u was a police officer with a horsewhip  Shocked...coming to handcuff me to the back of ur patrol van Cool...lock me up baby Wink...throw the keys away   Kiss
[/quote]
horsewhip, huh?..dat makes me 'mount'ed officer  Wink...guess i have to ride u all d way to d station... Tongue Tongue
[/quote]

yea babie..mount me, ride me rougly like a rodeo, i wanna be trapped in ur cell, i'm guilty as charged n ready to discharged  Wink Kiss
[/quote]

shut up!...nd cum with me!... Tongue Tongue Tongue Wink Kiss
[/quote]

woah! hol' up..i'm cumming with u...what's my offence anyway? coz i wanna commit the same crime over and over again
[/quote]
[/quote]

Packin' Heat!
..carryin a concealed nd loaded weapon Tongue Tongue... Grin...which, if u r found guilty (i'm sure u will be) Wink...is a guaranteed mandatory LIFE sentence of hard labor without d possibility of parole!... Grin Grin
Posted: at 15-12-2009 10:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- oyez at 16-12-2009 09:41 AM (15 years ago)
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I plead guilty. I won't pay the Fine fee even if it's a dime.
Posted: at 16-12-2009 09:41 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 16-12-2009 10:11 AM (15 years ago)
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Naawa Ooo
Posted: at 16-12-2009 10:11 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sweetrae at 16-12-2009 05:39 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: oyez on 16-12-2009 09:41 AM
I plead guilty. I won't pay the Fine fee even if it's a dime.

d sweat of ur brow is payment enuff.. Tongue  Wink
Posted: at 16-12-2009 05:39 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 16-12-2009 09:03 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmm
Posted: at 16-12-2009 09:03 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- oyez at 17-12-2009 09:41 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: sweetrae on 16-12-2009 05:39 PM
Quote from: oyez on 16-12-2009 09:41 AM
I plead guilty. I won't pay the Fine fee even if it's a dime.
d sweat of ur brow is payment enuff.. Tongue  Wink

hmmn..really? what about the catridges in my shotgun..what u gna do with that?  Cool
Posted: at 17-12-2009 09:41 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 17-12-2009 05:51 PM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 17-12-2009 05:51 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sweetrae at 19-12-2009 12:54 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: oyez on 17-12-2009 09:41 AM
Quote from: sweetrae on 16-12-2009 05:39 PM
Quote from: oyez on 16-12-2009 09:41 AM
I plead guilty. I won't pay the Fine fee even if it's a dime.
d sweat of ur brow is payment enuff.. Tongue  Wink

hmmn..really? what about the catridges in my shotgun..what u gna do with that?  Cool
load 'em into d chamber nd pop dem off.... Tongue Tongue Tongue Wink
Posted: at 19-12-2009 12:54 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- oyez at 19-12-2009 10:19 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: sweetrae on 19-12-2009 12:54 AM
Quote from: oyez on 17-12-2009 09:41 AM
Quote from: sweetrae on 16-12-2009 05:39 PM
Quote from: oyez on 16-12-2009 09:41 AM
I plead guilty. I won't pay the Fine fee even if it's a dime.
d sweat of ur brow is payment enuff.. Tongue  Wink
hmmn..really? what about the catridges in my shotgun..what u gna do with that?  Cool
load 'em into d chamber nd pop dem off.... Tongue Tongue Tongue Wink

this chamber is so wet and enticing, i think I'm going for a World Record here...watch me do my thing!  Wink Cool Kiss
Posted: at 19-12-2009 10:19 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmey- at 19-12-2009 11:20 AM (15 years ago)
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oyez, who do you think you are? who gave you the right to talk about nigerian police that way heh!
 abi you no sabi say i am a police man heh(though that of the USA) bcouse i no fit suffer myself for niger atall.
nice write up big thumb up.
Posted: at 19-12-2009 11:20 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- oyez at 19-12-2009 11:34 AM (15 years ago)
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correct...so u mean say traffic warder or shopping mall security officer for USA better pass Nigerian Police?
Posted: at 19-12-2009 11:34 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sweetrae at 21-12-2009 01:32 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: oyez on 19-12-2009 10:19 AM
Quote from: sweetrae on 19-12-2009 12:54 AM
Quote from: oyez on 17-12-2009 09:41 AM
Quote from: sweetrae on 16-12-2009 05:39 PM
Quote from: oyez on 16-12-2009 09:41 AM
I plead guilty. I won't pay the Fine fee even if it's a dime.
d sweat of ur brow is payment enuff.. Tongue  Wink
hmmn..really? what about the catridges in my shotgun..what u gna do with that?  Cool
load 'em into d chamber nd pop dem off.... Tongue Tongue Tongue Wink

this chamber is so wet and enticing, i think I'm going for a World Record here...watch me do my thing!  Wink Cool Kiss

hold up babes...let me call Guinness so dey can record dis  Wink...hope u're not shy  Tongue Tongue Grin
Posted: at 21-12-2009 01:32 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 21-12-2009 02:23 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: oyez on 15-12-2009 09:05 AM
Quote from: sweetrae on 13-12-2009 08:57 PM
Quote from: oyez on 13-12-2009 08:50 PM
Quote from: sweetrae on 13-12-2009 08:13 PM
Quote from: oyez on 13-12-2009 02:13 PM
Quote from: sweetrae on 12-12-2009 10:38 PM
Quote from: oyez on 12-12-2009 11:13 AM
Quote from: sweetrae on 11-12-2009 10:25 PM
hahaha..funny stuff...Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
however, phyuk d USA police esp. cincinnati police department!! 
really? did u get a speeding ticket?
not 'a' speedin' ticket...4 in 3 months time!!!
aww...u must be a ruff rider then...can u believe i got a speeding ticket for doing 60 on a 40 lane? guess what i was riding...a bicycle.
mmm, i'm a smooth operator  Wink
i believe u...i bet u was ridin' a Radio Flyer Trike...dem things can gooooooo..... Tongue Grin Grin
yea right..smooth operator indeed...4 tickets in 3 months.. Tongue
i wonder what u'l get if u wasnt a smooth operator...they'll prolly make u a ticket printer lmao  Cheesy
captain of ticket printers... Cheesy Cheesy Wink

now u got me wishing u was a police officer with a horsewhip  Shocked...coming to handcuff me to the back of ur patrol van Cool...lock me up baby Wink...throw the keys away   Kiss

Nah now i knw say u dey kolo wella
Posted: at 21-12-2009 02:23 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- deguzman at 21-12-2009 06:18 AM (15 years ago)
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hnnmm
Posted: at 21-12-2009 06:18 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- oyez at 21-12-2009 11:45 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 21-12-2009 02:23 AM
Quote from: oyez on 15-12-2009 09:05 AM
Quote from: sweetrae on 13-12-2009 08:57 PM
Quote from: oyez on 13-12-2009 08:50 PM
Quote from: sweetrae on 13-12-2009 08:13 PM
Quote from: oyez on 13-12-2009 02:13 PM
Quote from: sweetrae on 12-12-2009 10:38 PM
Quote from: oyez on 12-12-2009 11:13 AM
Quote from: sweetrae on 11-12-2009 10:25 PM
hahaha..funny stuff...Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
however, phyuk d USA police esp. cincinnati police department!! 
really? did u get a speeding ticket?
not 'a' speedin' ticket...4 in 3 months time!!!
aww...u must be a ruff rider then...can u believe i got a speeding ticket for doing 60 on a 40 lane? guess what i was riding...a bicycle.
mmm, i'm a smooth operator  Wink
i believe u...i bet u was ridin' a Radio Flyer Trike...dem things can gooooooo..... Tongue Grin Grin
yea right..smooth operator indeed...4 tickets in 3 months.. Tongue
i wonder what u'l get if u wasnt a smooth operator...they'll prolly make u a ticket printer lmao  Cheesy
captain of ticket printers... Cheesy Cheesy Wink
now u got me wishing u was a police officer with a horsewhip  Shocked...coming to handcuff me to the back of ur patrol van Cool...lock me up baby Wink...throw the keys away   Kiss
Nah now i knw say u dey kolo wella

chief..no be so na...i'm jail bound..no beg on my behalf..i deserve am  Cool
Posted: at 21-12-2009 11:45 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- oyez at 21-12-2009 11:48 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: sweetrae on 21-12-2009 01:32 AM
Quote from: oyez on 19-12-2009 10:19 AM
Quote from: sweetrae on 19-12-2009 12:54 AM
Quote from: oyez on 17-12-2009 09:41 AM
Quote from: sweetrae on 16-12-2009 05:39 PM
Quote from: oyez on 16-12-2009 09:41 AM
I plead guilty. I won't pay the Fine fee even if it's a dime.
d sweat of ur brow is payment enuff.. Tongue  Wink
hmmn..really? what about the catridges in my shotgun..what u gna do with that?  Cool
load 'em into d chamber nd pop dem off.... Tongue Tongue Tongue Wink
this chamber is so wet and enticing, i think I'm going for a World Record here...watch me do my thing!  Wink Cool Kiss
hold up babes...let me call Guinness so dey can record dis  Wink...hope u're not shy  Tongue Tongue Grin

yo babe...while their taking their records..i need to sip on some guiness extra smooth for some drops of greatness...ur gna feel it big when i come in  Shocked
Posted: at 21-12-2009 11:48 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sweetrae at 23-12-2009 02:32 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: oyez on 21-12-2009 11:48 AM
Quote from: sweetrae on 21-12-2009 01:32 AM
Quote from: oyez on 19-12-2009 10:19 AM
Quote from: sweetrae on 19-12-2009 12:54 AM
Quote from: oyez on 17-12-2009 09:41 AM
Quote from: sweetrae on 16-12-2009 05:39 PM
Quote from: oyez on 16-12-2009 09:41 AM
I plead guilty. I won't pay the Fine fee even if it's a dime.
d sweat of ur brow is payment enuff.. Tongue  Wink
hmmn..really? what about the catridges in my shotgun..what u gna do with that?  Cool
load 'em into d chamber nd pop dem off.... Tongue Tongue Tongue Wink
this chamber is so wet and enticing, i think I'm going for a World Record here...watch me do my thing!  Wink Cool Kiss
hold up babes...let me call Guinness so dey can record dis  Wink...hope u're not shy  Tongue Tongue Grin

yo babe...while their taking their records..i need to sip on some guiness extra smooth for some drops of greatness...ur gna feel it big when i come in  Shocked
remix (lil wayne - goin in)....*rappin*...he's goin in, he's goin in...nd he's gonna go HARD nd BIG... Grin Grin
Posted: at 23-12-2009 02:32 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- oyez at 24-12-2009 10:08 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: sweetrae on 23-12-2009 02:32 PM
Quote from: oyez on 21-12-2009 11:48 AM
Quote from: sweetrae on 21-12-2009 01:32 AM
Quote from: oyez on 19-12-2009 10:19 AM
Quote from: sweetrae on 19-12-2009 12:54 AM
Quote from: oyez on 17-12-2009 09:41 AM
Quote from: sweetrae on 16-12-2009 05:39 PM
Quote from: oyez on 16-12-2009 09:41 AM
I plead guilty. I won't pay the Fine fee even if it's a dime.
d sweat of ur brow is payment enuff.. Tongue  Wink
hmmn..really? what about the catridges in my shotgun..what u gna do with that?  Cool
load 'em into d chamber nd pop dem off.... Tongue Tongue Tongue Wink
this chamber is so wet and enticing, i think I'm going for a World Record here...watch me do my thing!  Wink Cool Kiss
hold up babes...let me call Guinness so dey can record dis  Wink...hope u're not shy  Tongue Tongue Grin
yo babe...while their taking their records..i need to sip on some guiness extra smooth for some drops of greatness...ur gna feel it big when i come in  Shocked
remix (lil wayne - goin in)....*rappin*...he's goin in, he's goin in...nd he's gonna go HARD nd BIG... Grin Grin
remix (Ego)....*singing*...he rocks like this cuz he can back it up, he's going in like this cuz he can jack you up...Grin Grin  Kiss
Posted: at 24-12-2009 10:08 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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