German goalkeeper urinates during match? (Video inside)

Date: 12-12-2009 12:40 am (15 years ago) | Author: Daniel Bosai
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- at 12-12-2009 12:40 AM (15 years ago)
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-C-ELPlAqAo" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win" rel="nofollow">Jens Lehmann urinates during Stuttgart Unirea Urziceni behind ads banner.flv</a>



Stuttgart goalkeeper Jens Lehmann was lucky to get away with apparently taking a toilet break during a Champions League match.
The former Germany international leapt over the advertising hoardings and appeared to relieve himself just before half-time while play was still going on at the other end of the field.

Luckily for Lehmann, Romanian visitors Unirea Urziceni did not manage to launch an attack towards the vacated goal.

Even more fortunately, referee Viktor Kassai did not notice.

Since Lehmann left the field without permission, he should have been shown the yellow card for his actions, regardless of whether he urinated or not.

But Stuttgart's director of sport Horst Heldt told the Bild newspaper afterwards: 'It reminds me a lot of the Tour de France - sometimes you don't have any other possibility but to let it out.'

He added: 'He did it very expertly. He could have waited until half-time.'
When asked to confirm whether he had been caught short, Lehmann only smiled and said: 'I was more nervous than I have been for a long time.'

Stuttgart already led 3-0 during Wednesday night's match when Lehmann vacated his goal momentarily and they went on to win 3-1 to qualify for the last 16 of the competition.

Posted: at 12-12-2009 12:40 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- ademola78 at 12-12-2009 01:36 AM (15 years ago)
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 Wink Smiley Smiley  Smiley
No one can cheat nature......
Posted: at 12-12-2009 01:36 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 12-12-2009 05:57 AM (15 years ago)
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na bad tin?
Posted: at 12-12-2009 05:57 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- CrownMoses at 12-12-2009 07:36 AM (15 years ago)
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Abeg .No bi bad tin see no one can CHEAT NATURE now.............LOL
Posted: at 12-12-2009 07:36 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Sheenor at 12-12-2009 09:16 AM (15 years ago)
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too bad!
Posted: at 12-12-2009 09:16 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- simele at 12-12-2009 09:27 AM (15 years ago)
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total confident
Posted: at 12-12-2009 09:27 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Ruffshok at 12-12-2009 11:03 AM (15 years ago)
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Lehman no dul himself . . . Sè bcoz him b security meanz say he no go piss ? . . .If fifa no gri den e posible talk say if shit wory u den u go pour am 4 field nd continue match . . .Agwu . . . Uwga
Posted: at 12-12-2009 11:03 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- dollar22 at 12-12-2009 12:11 PM (15 years ago)
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HA .HA .HA .HA .HA .HA .HA .HA .HA .HA .HA .HA .HA .HA .HA .
Posted: at 12-12-2009 12:11 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- tp4life at 12-12-2009 03:19 PM (15 years ago)
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only obeying the call of nature
Posted: at 12-12-2009 03:19 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- theofresh at 12-12-2009 07:15 PM (15 years ago)
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thank God say he is not naija or else dem for say na juju he go plant for the post.
Posted: at 12-12-2009 07:15 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Nwasoweto at 12-12-2009 09:15 PM (15 years ago)
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abi u want make him bladders explode?...im must titrate na!!! Grin
Posted: at 12-12-2009 09:15 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- ceejay58 at 13-12-2009 01:07 AM (15 years ago)
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poster must u and the press create a scene out of this?..... i guess things like these re better over looked rather than publicizing it, afterall  no one can cheat nature.  i found this very embarrassing.

anywayz, there's never a dull moment with Jens.....  Grin
Posted: at 13-12-2009 01:07 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- dirtykid at 13-12-2009 01:30 AM (15 years ago)
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is normal in football.. even a ref can hold a game just to go and wee wee if nature calls no going back.
Posted: at 13-12-2009 01:30 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Bovaans at 13-12-2009 09:24 AM (15 years ago)
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May be he has urinary incontinence. So, the best thing thing is to let it go.
Posted: at 13-12-2009 09:24 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- rakets at 13-12-2009 06:13 PM (15 years ago)
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THE  GOAL KEEPER WAS ONLY TRYING TO PROTECT HIS GOALPOST.BUT DONT ASK HOW?
Posted: at 13-12-2009 06:13 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- wof at 13-12-2009 08:44 PM (15 years ago)
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if he was an african man the story will have changed............sanction 4rm fifa,public health n those stuff
Posted: at 13-12-2009 08:44 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- kemoprosper at 14-12-2009 11:42 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: wof on 13-12-2009 08:44 PM
if he was an african man the story will have changed............sanction 4rm fifa,public health n those stuff


ABI OO, OYINBO NO DEY SEE THERE OWN ASS NOW...
Posted: at 14-12-2009 11:42 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ogbuja at 14-12-2009 03:25 PM (15 years ago)
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well na tension
Posted: at 14-12-2009 03:25 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- sekinat88 at 14-12-2009 03:45 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin, i beg i not fit laugh jare na bad tin to piss evn d person wey rite dis tin no dey piss hen any i like d guy cuz he form or pretend n don't no 1 can cheat nature not evn d person dat posted dis. i dey pass!!!!!
Posted: at 14-12-2009 03:45 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Emmanuel4christ at 15-12-2009 12:42 PM (15 years ago)
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lol is just funny there is nothing wrong with that..Cheesy
Posted: at 15-12-2009 12:42 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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