Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man

Date: 11-11-2015 7:43 pm (7 years ago) | Author: Kenny Opeyemi
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- at 11-11-2015 07:43 PM (7 years ago)
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Here are some few immediate turn offs men see in some ladies.



• Farting In Our Presence

Men hate this to the core, they may pretend not to but they really hate when you do it in their presence. If you doubt me, go and ask a man whom you don’t know to tell you what he thinks of a lady who fart or always fart in front of him.

• Eating too much

Whenever you Ladies are in our Presence please try to control your eating habits. Not that we’re too broke to buy you Food but eating without Class just because your indoors is disgusting to say the least!

• Washing of your undies (panties)

Please try to reduce the amount of times you wash your undies in our presence. Forget that popular slang which tends to say that when a man loves you, he can even wash your undies, we’re not that cool with seeing someone else’s undies!

• Talking too dirty

Please, have control of things you say in our presence. Don’t be too naughty when it comes to your language except you want to remain a GIRLFRIEND FOR LIFE!!!!!

• Laughing excessively

Control the length you laugh in front of us. When we’re not around, you can laugh and bring down the roof if you wish. I was talking to a lady and she laughed so loud that she didn’t know when she polluted.

• Always watching movies

If your a Nollywood addict please, for the sake of not receiving any RED CARD, stop giving all your time to once your man is around. We need total concentration when we are talking to you

• Fighting

Never you fight in front of your man, he may feel that one day you will fight his mother.

• I Too Know attitude

Its very annoying when you always act like you know everything. When we argue about sports,romance,friends etc its cool for you to let us win sometimes as it would do you no harm than try to make sure you POV is the most correct even when its not.[/size][/font]

Posted: at 11-11-2015 07:43 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- sarah555 at 12-11-2015 12:46 AM (7 years ago)
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OK, NOTED
Posted: at 12-11-2015 12:46 AM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jackiebabe at 12-11-2015 12:59 AM (7 years ago)
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This is so stupid.  Control your laughing, control your eating? Another stupid list written by a chauvinistic twat. I hate Nigerian men. They are the worst.
Posted: at 12-11-2015 12:59 AM (7 years ago) | Newbie
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- Asterimou at 12-11-2015 01:08 AM (7 years ago)
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Nice one, esp. Farting In Our Presence, Eating too much, fighting and arguing too much, its a real turn off.
Posted: at 12-11-2015 01:08 AM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dickieponga at 12-11-2015 01:14 AM (7 years ago)
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Quote from: Jackiebabe on 12-11-2015 12:59 AM
This is so stupid.  Control your laughing, control your eating? Another stupid list written by a chauvinistic twat. I hate Nigerian men. They are the worst.
If u hate naija men why r u here and y r u commenting on a naija website...?
I take it ur an alien..
Posted: at 12-11-2015 01:14 AM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- dickieponga at 12-11-2015 01:48 AM (7 years ago)
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Can't stand women who chew gum like prostitutes....
Posted: at 12-11-2015 01:48 AM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- sugarwealth at 12-11-2015 01:59 AM (7 years ago)
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I agree with some and disagree with the rest. That's the truth. There's nothing wrong in farting in ur bf's presence, it shows the closeness u two share and that u can't hide anything from him.
Posted: at 12-11-2015 01:59 AM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sugarwealth at 12-11-2015 02:03 AM (7 years ago)
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Quote from: Jackiebabe on 12-11-2015 12:59 AM
This is so stupid.  Control your laughing, control your eating? Another stupid list written by a chauvinistic twat. I hate Nigerian men. They are the worst.
You are wrong. How can you say nigerian men are the worst? Have you tested all men already? Wow! It's ok to hate Nigerian men, that's ur own opinion and there's nothing anybody can do about it, but don't dare say they are the worst.
Posted: at 12-11-2015 02:03 AM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jackiebabe at 12-11-2015 03:06 AM (7 years ago)
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Quote from: dickieponga on 12-11-2015 01:14 AM
If u hate naija men why r u here and y r u commenting on a naija website...?
I take it ur an alien..


I can comment on whatever I want
Posted: at 12-11-2015 03:06 AM (7 years ago) | Newbie
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- Wikigenius at 12-11-2015 03:43 AM (7 years ago)
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Dis poster go like women ooo, buhari shud appoint u as minister of women affairs.
Posted: at 12-11-2015 03:43 AM (7 years ago) | Upcoming
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- winace at 12-11-2015 05:06 AM (7 years ago)
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So wat are d tirn off of men dat ladies dont like since una problem na only abt woman.
Posted: at 12-11-2015 05:06 AM (7 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 12-11-2015 06:17 AM (7 years ago)
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story....abeg give me broom make I take kill dis mosquito wey dey sing for my ear....e be like say the mosquito get odieshi i for insecticide

Posted: at 12-11-2015 06:17 AM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 12-11-2015 06:24 AM (7 years ago)
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Quote from: Jackiebabe on 12-11-2015 12:59 AM
This is so stupid.  Control your laughing, control your eating? Another stupid list written by a chauvinistic twat. I hate Nigerian men. They are the worst.

u must be champion in the game for u to have slept been with all Nigerian men and they all treated u dis bad.....why not try check on ur self,,may be u ar the problem

Posted: at 12-11-2015 06:24 AM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- morgrawl231 at 12-11-2015 06:47 AM (7 years ago)
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Funny....
Posted: at 12-11-2015 06:47 AM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- Haso112 at 12-11-2015 08:09 AM (7 years ago)
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I'm a man and a Nigerian man at that, but whoever put this list together is certainly talking about his own personal problems with women, this your list doesn't at all count for all men.
Posted: at 12-11-2015 08:09 AM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rara4romSA at 12-11-2015 09:26 AM (7 years ago)
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phyuk u I fart in front of my man n he never complain will even joke about it so just because u don't like things that woman do keep it to urself every man is unique
Posted: at 12-11-2015 09:26 AM (7 years ago) | Upcoming
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- shaddybaby at 12-11-2015 09:32 AM (7 years ago)
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Mr poster are u perfect? If u really love a woman all these shld not be  barrier, u can change her 2 ur taste. It's all abt understanding and genuine love b2n 2 people. D woman love, cherish and respect her man & d man love, honour and accept his woman no matter what.
Posted: at 12-11-2015 09:32 AM (7 years ago) | Upcoming
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- austinesnow at 12-11-2015 10:16 AM (7 years ago)
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Lolzzzzz
Posted: at 12-11-2015 10:16 AM (7 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kwamebuyaya at 12-11-2015 11:51 AM (7 years ago)
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Quote from: Jackiebabe on 12-11-2015 12:59 AM
This is so stupid.  Control your laughing, control your eating? Another stupid list written by a chauvinistic twat. I hate Nigerian men. They are the worst.

I would take it that you are a Reject. Do not ever generalize your myopic opinion about Nigerian men. If you had bad experience with Nigerian men deal with it. The list given is poster's opinion, you either accept or leave it. Judging from your quote, you are very bitter and it shows you'll have problem with men not only with Nigerian men but men generally. Right now I can bet you are unmarried. Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed
Posted: at 12-11-2015 11:51 AM (7 years ago) | Upcoming
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- gogoman at 12-11-2015 01:39 PM (7 years ago)
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ok nice one!!
Posted: at 12-11-2015 01:39 PM (7 years ago) | Grande Master
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