Some Funny Quotes !!!!!

Date: 05-01-2010 10:48 pm (14 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
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- at 5-01-2010 10:48 PM (14 years ago)
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Pals,

I want you to remember some funny quotes and their originator.

It goes like this:

For instance, WEEP NOT MY CHILD,  Chinua Achebe.

I am not without faults, I have let my family, my wife and myself and my pants down!!!, I want my sinning to remain private...  TIGER WOODS.

You contributions please.


14_Inches



Posted: at 5-01-2010 10:48 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- federico at 5-01-2010 10:57 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 5-01-2010 10:57 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 14_Inches_Long at 5-01-2010 11:00 PM (14 years ago)
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GRAMMAR NO BE MY LANGUAGE!!!!!    Chief SIR SHINA PETERS...



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Posted: at 5-01-2010 11:00 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 14_Inches_Long at 5-01-2010 11:05 PM (14 years ago)
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“When suffering knocks at your door and you say there is no seat for him, he tells you not to worry because he has brought his own stool.”     santiz Chinua Achebe quotes 'Things Fall Apart' (1959). b.1930).



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Posted: at 5-01-2010 11:05 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- adedupcy at 5-01-2010 11:07 PM (14 years ago)
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i no sabi literature Roll Eyes
Posted: at 5-01-2010 11:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 5-01-2010 11:08 PM (14 years ago)
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hmm

Posted: at 5-01-2010 11:08 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- 14_Inches_Long at 5-01-2010 11:10 PM (14 years ago)
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"The magician and the politician have much in common: they both have to draw our attention away from what they are really doing.”
 Ben Okri.


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Posted: at 5-01-2010 11:10 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 14_Inches_Long at 5-01-2010 11:10 PM (14 years ago)
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“The hand that dips into the bottom of the pot will eat the biggest snail.” Wole Soyinka quotes
 
Posted: at 5-01-2010 11:10 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 5-01-2010 11:12 PM (14 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 5-01-2010 11:12 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- 14_Inches_Long at 5-01-2010 11:16 PM (14 years ago)
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Never take life seriously.  Nobody gets out alive anyway.!!!!!!

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Posted: at 5-01-2010 11:16 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 14_Inches_Long at 5-01-2010 11:17 PM (14 years ago)
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Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils!!!!!


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Posted: at 5-01-2010 11:17 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 5-01-2010 11:21 PM (14 years ago)
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ok sir

Posted: at 5-01-2010 11:21 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- adedupcy at 5-01-2010 11:23 PM (14 years ago)
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listing
Posted: at 5-01-2010 11:23 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ogundada at 5-01-2010 11:31 PM (14 years ago)
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oya na
Posted: at 5-01-2010 11:31 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- xter at 5-01-2010 11:37 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmm

Posted: at 5-01-2010 11:37 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- 14_Inches_Long at 6-01-2010 12:13 AM (14 years ago)
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A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.   - Michel de Montaigne.



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Posted: at 6-01-2010 12:13 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 14_Inches_Long at 6-01-2010 12:15 AM (14 years ago)
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Gray hair is God's graffiti.  - Bill Cosby.


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Posted: at 6-01-2010 12:15 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- vbyz299 at 6-01-2010 12:30 AM (14 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 6-01-2010 12:30 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 6-01-2010 12:38 AM (14 years ago)
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hmmm

Posted: at 6-01-2010 12:38 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- deguzman at 6-01-2010 12:40 PM (14 years ago)
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looool
Posted: at 6-01-2010 12:40 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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