The Free Contest

Date: 07-01-2010 1:09 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Adedamola Adedeji
- at 7-01-2010 01:09 PM (15 years ago)
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Bill and Tom drove to a petrol station for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered by the station to customers who purchase a full tank.

When they went inside to pay, the men asked the attendant about the contest.


“How do we enter?” asked Bill.

“Well it’s very simple,” replied the attendant, “I’m thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess right, you win free sex.” 

“O.K. I guess 7, ” said Bill.

“Sorry, I was thinking of 8,” responded the attendant. “Come back soon and try again”

The next week, the two men returned to the same station to get petrol.

When they went inside to pay, this time Tom asked the attendant if the contest was still going on.

“Sure,” replied the attendant. “I’m thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess right. You win free sex.”

“In that case I guess 2,” said Tom.

“Sorry, I was thinking of 3,” replied the attendant. “Come back soon and try again.”

As they walked back to the car, Bill said, “You know what Tom, I’m beginning to think this contest is rigged.”

“No way,” said Tom, “My wife won twice last week!”
 Shocked Shocked Shocked

Posted: at 7-01-2010 01:09 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- Doshe at 7-01-2010 02:32 PM (15 years ago)
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na waoh
Posted: at 7-01-2010 02:32 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 7-01-2010 08:12 PM (15 years ago)
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Posted b4
Posted: at 7-01-2010 08:12 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- moneyinbrakemi at 7-01-2010 08:26 PM (15 years ago)
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NA really wah...petrol attendant don dey sell sex.
ya wa don gas ooo!!!
Posted: at 7-01-2010 08:26 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Slicksilvers at 7-01-2010 08:39 PM (15 years ago)
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the mumu wan best hin abey he brain no dey calculate ne eh?
Posted: at 7-01-2010 08:39 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- moneyinbrakemi at 7-01-2010 08:50 PM (15 years ago)
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Na so you see am...slicksilver...idk
Posted: at 7-01-2010 08:50 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 7-01-2010 10:33 PM (15 years ago)
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photo copy
Posted: at 7-01-2010 10:33 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- monasea at 8-01-2010 02:51 PM (15 years ago)
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so na only women if win dis kin thing, abeg make i pass
Posted: at 8-01-2010 02:51 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- princedee at 8-01-2010 03:01 PM (15 years ago)
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Dry.
Posted: at 8-01-2010 03:01 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- shantybaby97 at 8-01-2010 03:04 PM (15 years ago)
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hahahhahahah very funny
Posted: at 8-01-2010 03:04 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 8-01-2010 03:06 PM (15 years ago)
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i don hear this tory b4...
Posted: at 8-01-2010 03:06 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 8-01-2010 03:12 PM (15 years ago)
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me too
Posted: at 8-01-2010 03:12 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- shantybaby97 at 8-01-2010 03:16 PM (15 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 8-01-2010 03:16 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- damover at 8-01-2010 03:27 PM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 8-01-2010 03:27 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- shantybaby97 at 8-01-2010 03:31 PM (15 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 8-01-2010 03:31 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- adedupcy at 8-01-2010 10:18 PM (15 years ago)
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okey
Posted: at 8-01-2010 10:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 9-01-2010 01:30 AM (15 years ago)
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vry funiii but! posted! b!4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 9-01-2010 01:30 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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