A plane was about to crash and there were only four parachutes in the plane. Meanwhile there were five passengers in it. The first passenger was Cristiano Ronaldo and he said: I’m the best footballer, I cant die now.” So he took one parachute and jumped out of the plane. The second passenger was Aliko Dangote and he said “I’m the richest man in Africa and I’m too young to die.” So he took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane. The third passenger was General Buhari and he said: ”I’m the person with the highest integrity in Nigeria and I’m the only man Nigerians respect that can win out Boko Haram insurgents so I can’t die now, my people still need me.” So he took one and jumped out of the plane. Then the remaining two passengers left were Pope Francis and a little school girl. The Pope said to the little girl “take the last parachute, I’ll sacrifice my life for you.” The little girl replied “No need for that. There are two parachutes left.” The Pope was flabbergasted and asked “How come?” The little girl replied; “General Buhari took my school bag!”
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 2-12-2015 10:58 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
dickieponga at 3-12-2015 03:20 PM (8 years ago) (m)
Thanks Franel for d congratulatory message it really touched my heart.. God bless u man... I wasn't even competing i had already congratulated d guy who i thought won... Am so elated cos i have never won a competition b4 in my life and it came as a shock... I was only aiming for a "HERO" status to be honest...
Posted: at 3-12-2015 03:20 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
Ponga, your words made my blood run cold. Believe you me beyond a shadow of a doubt, with your battle of nerves, you'll surely supersede hero! Welldone!! Just keep your nose to the grindstone, never say die and before you say Jack Robinson, you're there. More awards even outside Naijapals shall come to you..
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 14-12-2015 10:31 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
lols! I'm no snitch neither are they witch. There must be some kinda mix-up somewhere. Just wanted to pull your leg, tho your comment also fit this post but they supposed to have gone to the shrine for thanksgiving before popping champagne. I can believe it, they've just spoilt Jose Mourinho's Xmas like that
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 18-12-2015 08:16 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
Papadip, thank you! For you to have successfully done that and survived, all NP shall be visiting your shrine, its not easy. I hope your shrine is digitized? Buhari has never been my guy but this removal of subsidy will really make sense tho, when it happens the price will have to increase but after that, Nigerians will smile all day long. Can you remember how much sim card was been sold when it came to Nigeria? Thirty to fifty something thousand naira for just a single sim, but how much is it today? lolzz.. That's what will happen to fuel price but first of all, Nigerians will have to pass through the Red Sea for the period of 5-6month in order to get to the promise land
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 18-12-2015 09:01 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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