-Toasting Wey Backfire

Date: 08-03-2016 10:52 am (9 years ago) | Author: victor matthew
- at 8-03-2016 10:52 AM (9 years ago)
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Bobo: I wan give myself to you
Babe: Sorry, I no like cheap tins.
Bobo: Make I purchase one drink for you?
Babe: Actually, e better if you give me di
money
Bobo: I be photographer. E don tey wey I
dey find fine face like your own
Babe: I be plastic surgeon. Na your kin face I dey find do
work.
Bobo: I sure say ya face dey make heads turn
Babe And ya face dey make belle turn
Bobo: Sure say I never see you for one joint before?
Babe: Yes na, das why I no dey reach dia again.
Bobo: If I fit see your naked body , I go kpeme wit
happiness.
Babe: If I take eye see ya naked body, na laughter go make
me die.
Bobo: How you like ya eggs for morin?
Babe: Unfertilized thanks!
Bobo: E be like say me and you don roll before, maybe
once or twice?
Babe: E no go pass one time, I no dey make di same
mistake two times

Posted: at 8-03-2016 10:52 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Vectorcy at 10-03-2016 10:07 PM (9 years ago)
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Chai,no b smal tin
Posted: at 10-03-2016 10:07 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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