plaintains

Date: 08-03-2016 11:15 am (5 years ago) | Author: victor matthew
- at 8-03-2016 11:15 AM (5 years ago)
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Teacher: Kola, spell plantain
Kola: whish one? the lipe one or the unlipe one?
He asks "Which one? The ripe one or the unripe one?", some
people (like me) have trouble with the 'r', and with some
people, it sounds like an 'l'
Teacher: what difference does it make? Just spell plantain!
Kola: Teasha, If you fly the lipe one na 'DODO',
if you fly the unlipe one na 'SHIPS'
if you loast am, na 'BORLI'
All of them na plantain,
so whish one you wan make I spell?

Posted: at 8-03-2016 11:15 AM (5 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Vectorcy at 10-03-2016 09:48 PM (5 years ago)
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Posted: at 10-03-2016 09:48 PM (5 years ago) | Hero
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