I no like where dem bury me

A man hired a vehicle to take a relative's corps home for
burial.

As they approached a regular police check point on their
route, The man asked the driver to stop and help unload the
coffin from the Vehicle unto his head.
A very surprised driver tried to talk him out of it for fear of
what the police will do to him at their check point. And the
following conversation ensued between the man, the driver
and then the checkpoint policemen.
Driver; Oga those police no go gree you pass with that coffin
for ya head o
Man; No be me get my head and the coffin? I beg put di
thing for my head jo.
Driver; Na real trouble you wan put yaself so
Man; I beg come meet me for front after the check point.
Man walks towards the check point.
Police 1; hey you, stop there. Na wetin you carry for head
(pointing a touch in his face)
Police 2; Hey no be coffin him carry so come here (cocking a
gun at him)
Man: Yes o na my coffin. I no like yonder wey dem bury
me so I wan go bury myself for another place.
All the police men at the check point scamper away so fast in
fear some leaving their guns behind not to return for a long
while
.
The man walked past the now unmanned check point
unchecked, with the driver of the ambulance following right
behind him. Both laughing their heads off at the police.

Posted: at 8-03-2016 12:36 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Hehhehe,,y d police men no sty,,no b everytin dem wnt check..hahhahahah

Posted: at 10-03-2016 10:25 AM (8 years ago) | Hero