The cemetry

Date: 09-03-2016 12:26 am (8 years ago) | Author: victor matthew
- at 9-03-2016 12:26 AM (8 years ago)
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Akpors stayed close to the cemetery so used that to outwit
okada riders and taxi drivers. He would simply alight at the
cemetery junction, fill his nostrils with cotton and speak
nasally.
This scared every driver and rider and wouldn't wait to ask
him for money but run for dear life. Akpors did this for
years and successfully outwitted every driver thinking he
was a ghost.
One cool evening, Akpors boarded this okada and as usual
alighted at the cemetery junction. "MONEY" the angry
looking okada man asked.
Akpors was at his best, stufferd cotton wool into his nostrils
and spoke nasally; "I dont have money!" The okada man
wouldn't take any of that, and kept insisting.
This frustrated Akpors, who later said; "Ok, ok, follow me
into the cemetery. .. to my room and I will pay you"
The okada man agreed and followed him till they got to one
grave. Akpors in his attempts to frighten the okada man
knocked on the grave and screamed;"Uche!, Uche!, Uche!,
abeg give me N800 make I pay this stubborn okada man"
All of a sudden, a very big hand holding N1000 appeared
through the grave accompanied with a voice saying; "Take,
this one na ma last card. . ."
Two pieces of shoes (both right leg) believed to belong to
Akpors and the Okada man were found on the scene as at
the time gathering this report.
We learnt Akpors ran home with fresh poo all over his
pants.... he's yet to recover form the shock.

Posted: at 9-03-2016 12:26 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- emma4love3 at 9-03-2016 02:36 AM (8 years ago)
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hahah thats a good idea fron akpors too..  but
then shuls have...
Posted: at 9-03-2016 02:36 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- samdove28 at 9-03-2016 09:52 AM (8 years ago)
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THAT WAS COOL... AKPOS THE BRAIN MAKER.
Posted: at 9-03-2016 09:52 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vectorcy at 10-03-2016 02:27 PM (8 years ago)
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Always akpors
Posted: at 10-03-2016 02:27 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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