Father Inlaw

Date: 09-03-2016 1:10 am (8 years ago) | Author: victor matthew
- at 9-03-2016 01:10 AM (8 years ago)
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Father-In-Law : Akpos,
U’re coming to seek my
daughter’s hand in
marriage
and u’re chewing
gum.That’s
a sign of disrespect!
Akpos : Sir, I only chew
gum
when I drink or smoke.
Father-In-Law : You mean
u
drink & smoke and u’re
here
to seek my daughter’s
hand
in marriage?
Akpos : Sir I only drink &
smoke
when i go to the club.
Father-In-Law : U club
too?
Akpos : I’m sorry sir, I
started
clubbing when i came out
of
prison.
Father-In-Law : U’ve also
been in prison before? Oh
my
God!
Akpos: Sorry sir, I went to
jail
when I killed somebody.
Father-In-Law : What!!!
U’re a
killer
Akpos: Sir, It happened out
of
anger. It was a certain
man
that didn’t allow me to
marry
his daughter so i killed
him.
Father-In-Law : U are
highly
welcome my son. U are
on
the right track. U’re
absolutely the right man
for
my daughter.

Posted: at 9-03-2016 01:10 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- emma4love3 at 9-03-2016 02:18 AM (8 years ago)
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hahah thats funny sha so you killed hi
Posted: at 9-03-2016 02:18 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- samdove28 at 10-03-2016 02:17 AM (8 years ago)
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VERY FUNNY
Posted: at 10-03-2016 02:17 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vectorcy at 10-03-2016 09:33 AM (8 years ago)
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Heheheh...badtguy....
Posted: at 10-03-2016 09:33 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 11-03-2016 12:06 AM (8 years ago)
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Hahahaha BT na pb4 b 1367200
Posted: at 11-03-2016 12:06 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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